What a result

A cunning plan?

 

Its probably the first one he's ever saved.

 

Owen was off the pitch and he misses loads anyway! The only alternative
really was Gerard and he missed a few for Liverpool this season IIRC.

Still the point is valid Barthez definately had an advantage.

 

So all those practice penalties were only for Barthez's benefit?

.... and Owen wasn't on the pitch at the time.

 

I think Cane can scientifically prove that the advantage protons only flow
to the goalkeeper during practice sessions.

 

Maybe if they practiced not giving penalties away it would be a better
plan...

 

Do what?

 

Hmm, surely a bright spark like Beckham would have deliberately always shot
to , say, the right during practice in order to confuse Barthez should they
ever meet in international competition.

Looking at the replay I think Brathez actually when to his left but slipped
and fell to the right.

 

You're Welsh?

 

Because the answer might reveal some things about me that I don't want
to reveal. Even (especially) to myself.

 

Worse.

 

Nah, they'll fly them at half mast.

 

French? German?

Albanian??

 

Swiss?

 

Riiiiiiiight.

 

I'm not sure that's worse than being Welsh.

 

Swedish!

 

Seems to work for Catherine Zeta Jones

 

Well at least we've found the culprit. Beckham's been sobbing his
little heart out all morning, thinking he was to blame.

Do us a favour will you. Don't watch any Rugby matches, ever.

 

I don't do football.

Must be Bear's fault.