Wench Punch

Stumbled across the terminology at http://www.piratelaws.com/
just now. Sounds like something that BTH would demand as entry
fee to the Unaugural.

"Wench Punch"... I like it.

Rule # 63 is good too, probably useful at rallies...

"A pirate may tell any tale of swashbuckling without being
called on the details, as long as at least 51% of the story
is true."


GB, what happens on the pirate ship stays on the pirate ship

 

Aaaaaaarh, I fuckin liked this..... shit poo bum..... Female pirates are
allowed some exception to rules concerning hygiene and garmentry, but must
make up for it by using twice as much profanity.

Great stuff!

betty

 

Female pirates are allowed some exception to rules concerning hygiene and garmentry,

and design faults?

 

Are you talking about the Poop Deck?

 

Nah, I was just talking about the elevated profanity levels, hee hee hee.
****, poo, shit, bugger, wee!

betty, poo bum etc

 

you know, if you thought of not going thongless that might not happen
so often

HTH

MH

 

Arrgh!
This man be no Pirate!

Rule 38 states:
"Lifting or removing one's eyepatch is extremely impolite but is not
considered an insult.Likewise, one should never remove another pirate's eyepatch, except with a
sword to the face."

Kinda Gross????

Eye patchs kept flies out of the dead eye socket, otherwise you would end up
with maggots!

(Yeh I know that its a piss-take sight)

It does remind me of an incident where a fly bounced off the chin of my
helmet, through the slightly opened visor, bouncing off the back of same and
square into my eye, it felt like someone had flicked my eye with the back of
thier finger..
The fly was female with fertile eggs as I found out a day later.

I did manage to stay upright and found some clean water fairly quickly and
flushed my eye. I thought I got away with that one,,, nature said no.

The bike was an old (well not so old at the time) Honda 500 / 4.
The helmet was a Shoei 21 ( I could be wrong about the model number, really
old might be another description, S21 comes to mind but that could be baby
formula)

and that was about 28 years ago

aaany-waay I'm off to have some bran,,, eh eh eh!

 

No one told me this was weird week :-(

 

Do you need a special week for that

 

I think the S20 was the little lightweight full-face that had a 2" hard-foam
black section aroung the back and the S21 was the full-shell "full-face".
(I had both at different times)
Are you saying that after the fly got squished into your eye you got maggots
in that eye?!!?
****-a-duck that's gross!
Any damage?

 

Yes &
Yes &
None too obvious, that eye is a little more prone to infection now but
luckily no sight issues.
The relief was that none found their way into tear ducts and the drainage
tube that runs from eyes to sinus.
I am very glad of that because my eye would have been temporally removed
from the socket. I trained martial arts with a bloke whose eye had been
dislodged once, we were sparing once when I smacked him up the side of the
head an his eye partially dislodged, must have been weekend by the surgery.
We did not know weather to call him the Chameleon or Marty Feldman.

 

He should've kept an eye out for that.

 

Thats right! And you know what they say; It's all fun and games untill
someone loses an eye.