Well, it's nice to know...

Not if you're the victim.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, porl

No, that would be more "Randell & Hopkirk". I haven't got a white suit,
though.


--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, BGN

Oddly enough, I don't think I do. I'll sort something when I've put it
all back together.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Whenever I hear someone mention The BlingMobile I picture the
following:

Hot summers evening, sun setting, somewhere in Texas, nothing around
for miles - the low seated "BlingMobile" roars along, all the chrome
is a dark gold and terribly reflective tint, gold rim around dimming
headlamp and stars shining off of every bend and corner in the frame
and black grips at the end of the ape hangers.

Black silk streamers are attached to the bars and off of the back,
they wave wildly in the wind. The purring monster has shiny black
leather seats and matching panniers with gold joined up italics on the
side.

The rider is dressed in gold studded matching leather jacket and
leather cap - he's got dark gold tinted Aviator sunglasses, three days
of stubble and a cigar in his mouth. He's wearing dust covered
leather jeans with black and gold braces and a gradient shirt (black
at bottom, brown at the top. The leather trousers are rolled up at
the bottom exposing his world-travelled and hardened suede DM's.

I bet the BlingMobile doesn't look like that really, does it?

 

BGN wrote

It is Purple.

 

Exchange black silk streamers for purple silk streamers. Gold will go
with purple still.

 

BGN wrote

Not sure about the purple streamers. Keep them black and shorten them
to tassels and add tassels where tassels have not been added before.

Or better still Black fading through Purple to Pink just at the very
end.

 

Auvache: TELLING IT LIKE IT FUCKING SHOULD BE.

 

Imagine a two-wheeled version of a Nora Batty dressed as Lily Savage.

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..75805../..18781.../..3196./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 24 Pts: 400 Miles: 1589

 

I was stuffed yesterday.

Oh boy, was I stuffed.

Then I got stuffed again this morning.


--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..75805../..18781.../..3196./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 24 Pts: 400 Miles: 1589