Well I won't be doing that again.

I am back from my (presumably unnoticed) sabbatical on the Fiat Coupe
owner's forum.

What a crock of fucking shit.

If you innocently slip a "****", "****" or even a "shit" into your post it's
automatically replaced with "[censored]"!

Or you get into a thread and then, suddenly some small-dicked anorak on a
power-trip because they're a moderator jumps in and says, "This thread is
off-topic so I'm blocking further posts to it" or "I'm stopping this thread
now before anybody insults anybody else".

There may be a lot of downsides of unmoderated Usenet groups; spam, trolls,
Cane, etc., but we should never forget how lucky we are not to have fucking
moderators.

BTW did I miss anything while I was away? I couldn't be bothered to read
the 3.5k posts of shite that I downloaded.

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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

I presume you exceeded the allowed bandwidth with "censored"

Indeed. Pity about Cane though.

Actually no, it's the same old drabble.

--
Molly
"Gower School" By Appointment".
GSX-R1000 (winter hack), Triumph Thunderbird,(year round hack)
GHPOTHUF#27 TGF, UKRMFBC#7, Two#24, BOTAFOF#11, YTC#9, GYASB#1.
SbS#23. DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
http://www.sportsbike.org
(our own race team)
http://www.bikegirl.co.uk/ladies/racingladies.html
"Nemo repente fuit turpissimus"

 

Phil?

 

There is a really good grammar thread going up there ^^^^^ whiich you
might like to read.
--
Andy Cunningham
Stockholm, Sweden
STX1300A
UKRMMA#17
The UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmfaq1.html

 

[censored] [censored] [censored] fiat in the first place.

<fx: shakes blue pen furiously>

 

[censored] [censored]

 

Not a usenet group, eh? We could have had a laugh with a x-post.

 

"Madam, have you ever blahed a blah?"
--
Please add "imo" to above post.
Champ
GSX-R 1000, GPz 750 turbo, ZX7RR Endurance Racer x 2
GYASB#0 BotToS#2 BOTAFO(T|F)#35 WG*#1 DFV#8
Team UKRM Racing : www.team-ukrm.com

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "CT"

Margaret.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

"He's nodding and she's shaking her head", IIRC.

 

That'll do.

 

Hey, the car has done a couple of thousand miles with me and has been very
good.

Today I finally got sick of the owner's forum, told the moderators to shove
it up their arses and then went to take Lisa to the bank.

We got 5 miles from home and I braked at a roundabout, causing a whole heap
of snow to slide down the windscreen. One wiper (which was mid-wipe) got
blocked by it, strained for a few seconds and then started flapping
pathetically about.

I pulled over and had a look and realised all I needed was a 13mm socket to
tighten the arm retaining bolt and, as we were only half a mile from my
parent's house, I decided to call by and borrow my dad's socket set.

So, had a coffee, fixed the wiper and went to get back in the car, only to
hear the unmistakable sound of air escaping from a tyre. A quick look
showed a nail neatly in the back driver's side tyre. So I took the wheel
off, put the space-saver on and went to the tyre place to get it fixed.

They've had a look at the tyre and decided that it's not repairable, so
tomorrow I've got to fork out the thick end of 200 notes to have two new
rear tyres fitted, because I don't fancy having one brand new one and one
part-worn one on.

The moral of this story, if moral there be, is don't piss of the moderators
of Fiat groups. They have strange powers.

--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Wasn't moderated by Timo was it? ;-)

 

I should hope so too ... we wouldn't want the riff-raff getting in on the
scene, would we?

--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

For the record, I am not and I've never been a moderator of a Fiat group.

 

Surely most Fiats would just implode if you even walked close to them.

--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

You know what the great thing is?

It's that I can say **** of, you **** and, what you'll read is "**** off,
you ****" and not "[censored] off, you [censored]", which wouldn't have the
same impact.

Speaking of you being a ****, Lisa's placement finishes next week, so I
might be down soon to remind myself what a **** you are.

--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 14:48:07 +0000, AndrewR wrote:

Phil Launchbury got appointed as the representiative on Earth of the
Trinity of the National Treasure.

 

LOL, beat you ;-)