Well I knew it wouldn't take long.

I figure once I've enticed Blaney, darsy, Ivan and Kiran over the ukrm
contingent will reach critical mass and the rest of you will be sucked
in.

 

Out of frustration, probably. Many ukrmers like to think of themselves
as consumate wind-up artists but I don't think anyone does the
misdirection thing like the Aging Orange Dwarf. He should have been a
politician.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, porl

Oh, you utter ******.

<fx: tips hat>

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Hire me, and I'll come.

I have a problem that has reached the White House.

 

I bet you were thinking that the US had enough room for your proboscis.

 

<tunes to cnn>

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, porl belched forth and ejected the following:

" "

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, darsy belched forth and ejected the following:

MWHID

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, belched forth and ejected the following:

Me too. I can't honestly say that anything he's written lately has had
more of an effect than moving me to the next article. It's the last two
meetings I've had with him and I don't much care about those either but
look at the responses! Even some of the trolls that come in here can't
do that and actually that makes me a rather sad ****, to be worried and
actually GAF what any of you think considering there's only maybe two or
three people out of all the regulars I'd consider friends. Would you
argue with someone you had nothing in common with about something inane?

Nor would I but it's happening here, innit.

That's the point. This is the only place I'd have anything to do with
anyone that does nothing at all for me.

 

It's just all so confusing, isn't it.

 

I wouldn't worry, there's been a problem in the White House since 2001,
old chap. One more shouldn't make a difference.

 

<fx: looks again>

maybe.

 

I wasn't referring to you, fuckwit.

 

of course not.

 

having moved house, I've actually got bucketfuls of cash at the
moment.

 

I could only afford a semi, actually.

 

your "work" here was to have me point out to you that you're thick?

 

I'm fucking sure.

that's what I thought.

 

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.

 

are you still going on about the crappy bacon?