Well I knew it wouldn't take long.

I was lying, my life is presently idyllic.

 

<furrows brow>
*that* bad eh

 

No. On many different levels, no.

 

I think the two of you would get on like a sofa on fire.

 

Damned if you do, etc.

Ok. I got up this morning at 5.50, picked up a mate and went surfing in
the Spring waters at a beach called Maroubra. Despite being a bit
colder than is has been of late (about 16 degrees) the water was nice
and warm and the sky a clear blue. Stopped for a bacon butty and a
coffee on the way to work where I've been idlying, reading newsgroups,
etc, chatting to the sexy lady coordinators, wasting time basically
until the director (George Miller of Mad Max fame) pops in to give me
some guidance on the shot I'm working on. I'll probably leave early and
go for a drink later. This is pretty much my standard workday. In a
couple of weeks I go on holiday. And Summer's still almost 3 months
away.

 

We've met and we don't.

 

I just knew it, what a nightmare

.....and Babe.
Ok I'm impressed really.

 

I could jazz it up a bit I spose but you know what? I don't want the
award. My life is so great it's its own reward.

(would that swing it?)

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, porl belched forth and ejected the following:

We've met? I don't fucking think so.

 

Pretty sure, at an EOSM, probably the first one you attended and the
last one I did. You seemed completely out of it, barely able to hold a
conversation.

 

We're living in a new dark age where nobody is allowed to be nasty and
we have to be more tolerant of peoples failings.

What ukrm needs is a repeat of the fun that was witnessed when Petel
burst onto the scene.

 

Sure it was entertaining, but someone who was already on the edge of
reason and ill-prepared for a sustained and brutal mass pile-on,
spanning the spectrum of retaliation from ostensible
care-in-the-community to offers of violence, is a bit of a soft target.
There are plenty in here who need to raise their game but for some
reason are enouraged to post whatever random thought is the result of
an occasional spastic firing of a synapse somewhere. There are also
some here who are still copping a load when they post so I don't really
understand or care for accusations of harshness. I'm just
redistributing the rancour. With a song and a smile.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, porl belched forth and ejected the following:

Not sure enough, Son.

I don't think so.

I never forget a face and I'm fairly sure I'd have been sick all over
yours if it's anything like I imagine it would be.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Champ belched forth and ejected the following:

<Proud>

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Andy Bonwick belched forth and ejected the
following:

Bought on by whom?

Everyone here is someone I'd have nothing at-fucking-all to do with
except I'm a fucking sad, no-life **** who thinks everyone will like me

What UKRM needs is to be obliterated from the fucking universe and that
includes the rest of the fucking internet.[1]

[1], that includes all the fucking jobs that go with it. There weren't
nearly as many pricks around 20 years ago as there are now and I blame
"cyber-space[2]" and those other Thatcherite wannabe fucking psudo suit
wearuing pricks.

[2] <Shudder>

 

[snip lots of entertaining rant]

aw, he's so cute!

 

In

Was the bacon butty any good though?

An apparantly wonderful day can be decimated by dodgy bacon.


--
Pete M - Using the Scouse Side of the Force -
Range Rover Vogue EFI x 2
OMF#9

"This is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules"

 

To be fair you have been sick over most objects at 'OSMs...

 

I have the same issue. Claims to have met me, yet I have absolutely no
recall of him being at the event - and I wasn't wasted to the levels you
were.

This leads me to the conclusion that he's completely forgettable - an
attribute useful only to spies.



--
Dnc

B12, ZZR11
A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport
MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

He was there, I met him very briefly as he came over and said hello.

He struck me as a normal everyday kind of guy, and I mean that in a
good way.

TBF, WC was utterly wankered, I wouldn't expect him to remember.