Well I knew it wouldn't take long.

Jimmy Nail is to sing Crocodile Shoes at Steve Irwin's funeral.

Sting was the first choice but that was considered inappropriate.

 

I sincerely hope there's a hell for people like you a hell where you
get a brain transplanted into your empty head and then made to memorise
your entire catalogue of shit posts while being buggered by your own
mother on PCP wearing a strap on.

 

Welcome to Kingston Upon Hull.

 

I couldn't stand the man, but I can't wait to see the bloopers section
of his new DVD.

 

And Elton John[1] is not going to be singing Crocodile Rock

[1] Australian Law No.1 = No Pooftahs.

 

You didn't hear about the choice of funeral wagon then?

http://tinyurl.com/p88oq (WS)

And it's going to be driven by Paul Hogan apparently.

 

Crikey, if that's the case:

In a recent interview Steve Irwin was asked, "what was your favourite
children's programme?" He replied," I used to love Thunderbirds but
will always have a place in my heart for Stingray"

After the fatal stingray attack on Steve Irwin Australian police said
they were looking for 5 puppets in a plastic submarine.

 

<slashes wrists>

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Mark Reid belched forth and ejected the
following:

LOL

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Mark Reid belched forth and ejected the
following:

Heh, nice one.

I'm going to text my mate it.

 

Touch of PMT here, I feel! ;o)

--
Greybeard

FLHTCUI UK-07 96 cu-in (Written off after 3 days & 182 miles!) Courtesy of a
myopic female driver.
Trumpet Trophy 1200 -96, (The Barge) for rainy days (Probably also going?)

ukrm@foxtails[dot]co[dot]uk

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Greybeard belched forth and ejected the
following:

The bloke's a prick. It comes naturally to him.

 

Mr Angry, of Perth.

Look, he didn't know Irwin was your buddy in strange animal-handling
practices, ok?

What's PCP, an Oz porn channel?

 

Cripes, that's a bit strong... This is ukrm after all...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Owen

Did you think so? I thought it was a welcome return to form, myself.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer As featured in
Performance Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Only because you feel sorry for the fat bloke with the streaked hair.

 

Shut up you mindless old **** and take your ridiculously twee bullshit
with you.

 

I'm not angry and I don't live in Perth. And last time I looked this NG
was ukrm where I feel quite comfortable in breating some tosser for
posting crap. It's sweet that you're sticking up for him and all but if
there' s some special dispensation WC has been given to post utter
shite all day/every day with impunity then I'm afraid I missed it.

 

While there probably remain many reasons why you *could* feel sorry for
me those two no longer pertain and must be consigned to the Orange
Darsy Bin. But if ukrm has become a place where the only criticisms
that can be levelled at anyone are typos and Ginges then it's become a
pretty sad fucking place. There need to be some flying rattles around
here again or just rename it alt.2eggs.bacon.bollocks and have done
with it.

 

Oh go on then