Well done you frogs!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Paul Carmichael, May 6, 2007.

  1. Paul Carmichael

    Ace Guest

    Actually, it's only you that's referring to said comment. The rest of
    us are simply enjoying your one-man comedy show.

    Shame you're not actually trying to be funny, but it won't
    stop the rest of us laughing at you anyway.

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    Ace, May 9, 2007
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  2. Paul Carmichael

    Ferger Guest

    Planet Visitor II secured a place in history by writing:
    WTF is oral copulation? It's a blowjob you prig, copulation doesn't come
    into it.
     
    Ferger, May 9, 2007
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  3. Paul Carmichael

    raden Guest

    No it's not, you ****
     
    raden, May 9, 2007
  4. I *love* it when this sort of thing happens.
     
    The Older Gentleman, May 11, 2007
  5. Paul Carmichael

    Ferger Guest

    Planet Visitor II secured a place in history by writing:
    I think you need to check the definition of 'copulation'. Whilst you have
    the dictionary open, you can check the spelling of 'imbecile' too.
     
    Ferger, May 11, 2007
  6. Whilst he's about it, get him to check the words 'insure' and 'ensure',
    as he thinks that they're interchangeable. Oh, and 'advise' and
    'advice', for the same reason.

    *snigger*

    D.
     
    des_just_passing_through, May 11, 2007
  7. My mistake. Perhaps if I had added, "and I would help her climb over
    you to get seated," it might have made more sense.
     
    steve auvache, May 11, 2007
  8. Paul Carmichael

    Ferger Guest

    Planet Visitor II secured a place in history by writing:
    <snip irrelevant subterfuge>

    I see what you did there, you know. You probably should have found a
    reference that didn't actually contain a definition of copulation
    though.... "Copulation is the union of the sex organs of two sexually
    reproducing animals". Ipso facto, a blowjob is not copulation, whether you
    preface it with 'oral' or not.
    But spelling an insult (insinuating stupidity) incorrectly is a special
    case, because it reveals far more than the insult itself. But you already
    know this.
     
    Ferger, May 12, 2007
  9. Paul Carmichael

    Ferger Guest

    Planet Visitor II secured a place in history by writing:
    You're just too funny - the extent to which you'll avoid any admission
    that you might be wrong, surely some kind of psychological flaw, albeit
    an amusing one. As a point of fact, it isn't the definition I 'prefer',
    it's the one contained in the reference you provided, with the actual
    definition omitted so you could continue to try and avoid the truth.
    It's not 'my particular definition', it's the one you provided in your
    Wikipedia reference. Which is not exactly an authorative work, but the
    ones that are define it in the same way (eg the OED, or any number of
    other dictionaries). This is just more squirming - the definition isn't
    negated in this way any more than the definition of 'hearing' would be
    wrong, because some people are deaf.

    A blowjob is not 'oral copulation' any more than masturbation is 'manual
    copulation' or buggery 'anal copulation'. It the kind of sloppy
    expression that journalists dream up to avoid having their readers
    confront the reality of whatever act they can only allude to, to spare
    their readers sensibilities. This doesn't make it right.

    If you fall over on the basic definition issues, I don't know how you
    think you stand a chance of coherently arguing a case over the subtle
    complexities of sexual maturity, gender dominance and our crude attempts
    to legislate around these areas by defining age as the most critical
    measure of responsibility. You're an idiot.
     
    Ferger, May 13, 2007
  10. Paul Carmichael

    Ferger Guest

    John Rennie secured a place in history by writing:
    I'm not sure what you think the definition of copulation has to do with a
    claim that didn't use the word, it seems a somewhat confused question to be
    asking. I think what Clinton said was strictly true - but he offered an
    answer to a question that wasn't the one that people wanted answered.
     
    Ferger, May 13, 2007
  11. Paul Carmichael

    Ferger Guest

    Yitzhak Isaac Goldstein secured a place in history by writing:
    Gosh, I haven't had a death threat on Usenet since the 90s. And to think I
    was about to duck out, on account of having more important things to do
    than wind up the dribbling incoherents that inhabit AADP too...
     
    Ferger, May 13, 2007
  12. Paul Carmichael

    Ferger Guest

    John Rennie secured a place in history by writing:
    Something broader, that would have encompassed blowjobs presumably.
     
    Ferger, May 13, 2007
  13. He tried to have UKRM kill me, back in 2002 ...

    http://minilien.fr/a0k2vm

    D.
     
    des_just_passing_through, May 13, 2007

  14. Come on, let's see if I can get one as well.
     
    The Older Gentleman, May 13, 2007
  15. You really are ignorant, aren't you?
     
    The Older Gentleman, May 13, 2007
  16. Paul Carmichael

    Rich B Guest

    His actual words were "I did not have sexual *relations* with that woman,
    Miss Lewinsky."

    It would be arguably true if he had said "had sex" (or copulated, or
    whatever), but "sexual relations" would include oral sex in most people's
    understanding of the term.
     
    Rich B, May 13, 2007
  17. Paul Carmichael

    Ferger Guest

    Rich B secured a place in history by writing:
    I was thinking this after I responded to John - and agree entirely. But
    I'm not sure what point John was trying to make in the first place in any
    case...
     
    Ferger, May 13, 2007
  18. Paul Carmichael

    SD Guest

    The semi-literate fuckhead can't even spell his own surname correctly,
    it seems.
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    |_\_____/_| ..88203../..24080.../..31896.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
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    SD, May 13, 2007
  19. Careful, SD ... he'll be calling you a 'Nazi' if this keeps up!

    D.
     
    des_just_passing_through, May 13, 2007
  20. Paul Carmichael

    Ferger Guest

    The Older Gentleman secured a place in history by writing:
    Bugger off, I've invested a lot of time in this already. Go find your own
    twitching loon.
     
    Ferger, May 13, 2007
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