Well done Charders.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Oct 25, 2003.

  1. Lozzo

    Charders Guest

    Thanks for coming to my defence....it's really nice to know I have
    good friends....

    To set the record straight.....Yes, I have never been very confident
    on the bike and I have been criticised by others, some who have never
    seen me ride, some I've refused to sleep with some whose riding skills
    themselves and who really, have had no place to criticise.

    I see it (now) that I wanted to do everything NOW that it's taken most
    of you lot years to get right....I wanted to ride and be a *good*
    rider, which I see most of you ukrmers are........However hard you
    try, you can't get experience overnight and be good!

    Yes, I did some IAM training and I've been doing it since
    July...sometimes 3 or times a week and thanks to Martyn, my observer,
    I've improved over 100%

    This doesn't mean I'm a safety nazi.....it doesn't mean I ride like a
    twat...it means I use better observational skills, corner better and
    generally have improved my confidence to not get into trouble on the
    roads.

    Thanks to Martyn and the others I've been out with, I am not scared of
    the bike like I used to be....and yes, I used to be scared.....but
    it's something I've always wanted to do and do well.

    I'd just like to say a big thank you to Loz, Lesley, Wizard, Rick,
    Martyn, Elly, and countless others for encouraging me when I was on
    the point of giving up.....and **** off to the others who laughed at
    me.

    By the way, I'm still pissed while writing this, so it may not make
    sense!
     
    Charders, Oct 26, 2003
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  2. Lozzo

    fluffycat Guest

    Ben Blaney says...
    this from one of the warmest and cuddliest ukrmers!?
    i must be reading the wrong threads
     
    fluffycat, Oct 26, 2003
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  3. Lozzo

    Charders Guest

    Oh, and Stritchy....he's been wonderful! ;o)
     
    Charders, Oct 26, 2003
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  4. Lozzo

    Salad Dodger Guest

    There was no need for anyone to come to *your* defence, because *you*
    weren't being criticised.

    Is it really that fucking difficult to understand?
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    Salad Dodger, Oct 26, 2003
    #64
  5. Lozzo

    Simian Guest

    DangerScouse :
    I did, but I clean the k/f out every so often. now only Des lives in
    there.

    Actually, with my sexist pig hat on, only a woman would have those
    problems in the first place, in that situation. And to forestall the
    wrath of Snowy, I'd expect a bloke feeling the same way about riding
    would not bother getting on a bike in the first place.
     
    Simian, Oct 26, 2003
    #65
  6. Lozzo

    Simian Guest

    Ginge :
    You go girl!

    Actually, there's a "future is orange" joke in there somewhere; it
    probably ends with 'unfortunately'. Either that or with the french
    buying Rob thus allowing IBM to start an ill-advised venture into the
    next generation of mobile phone technology, and have their own spot
    on 'Watchdog'
     
    Simian, Oct 26, 2003
    #66
  7. Lozzo

    DangerScouse Guest

    I did, but I clean the k/f out every so often. now only Des lives in
    there.
    [/QUOTE]
    I've got lots in mine, but the little bugger Des has popped out again.
    Must get around to sorting that out.
    Heh, well, I wouldn't like to piss on your bonnie [1] but as I say you
    know not of what you speak. Any problems I've had have stemmed from a
    different source, and not 'because I am a woman' and therefore 'will
    naturally be crap at riding and nervous about it'. [2]

    I used to be called 'Killer Lesley' because of my riding style. Not
    because I was going to kill myself (well, I don't *think* so anyway) but
    more to do with the fact that I could 'keep up with the boys' and wasn't
    fazed about anything.

    [1] bonfire, that is
    [2] yes, I may be putting words in your mouth, it's the way I read your
    implication.

    --
    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    "Not bad for a Scouser"
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    DangerScouse, Oct 26, 2003
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  8. Lozzo

    DangerScouse Guest

    <thinks>

    Depends how you read it really.

    See, you could be saying that the IAM is a waste of time and it's really
    easy to pass the exam, and that just *anyone*, even of limited ability,
    could pass it.

    --
    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    "Not bad for a Scouser"
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    DangerScouse, Oct 26, 2003
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  9. Lozzo

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Do they not teach "English comprehension" in Northern schools, or
    summat?

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    \|^|/ 2003 RBR landmarks:99 points:2100 miles:8000
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Oct 26, 2003
    #69
  10. Lozzo

    DangerScouse Guest

    Gosh, and it was only about 6 months ago something typed in that manner
    would be considered Yoda.

    --
    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    "Not bad for a Scouser"
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    DangerScouse, Oct 26, 2003
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  11. Lozzo

    Salad Dodger Guest

    At last!

    You see, Lesley, not everyone thinks that the IAM are the paragons of
    virtue that some of their number think they are. Consequently, some of
    us, like to take the opportunity to throw the odd barbed comment their
    way. Like I did, tonight.

    A couple of others saw it that way, but Brave Sir Lawrence, on his
    mighty white charger, perceived it (somehow) as a slight on the fair
    maiden Chardonnay, and demanded satisfaction.

    Once the gauntlet was thrown down, the gloves were off, as it were.

    In deference to the fair maid Charders, foul and abusive language was
    kept to a minimum, as valid points made by either protagonist were
    parried away, and replaced by the cut and thrust of countering
    statement.

    The fact that these two halfwits were arguing at cross-purposes, often
    on three sides, with the assistance of Lady Danger of Scouse, couldn't
    get through the reinforced helm of Sir Lozzo, and, overwhelmed by the
    sugary, fluffy, loveliness of it all, the Evil Sir Dodger had no
    option but to back down.

    Vowing, never again, to make a criticism, even inadvertantly, (or in
    some cases, not at all) of a lady with fragile emotions, and large
    knockers, the villain of this piece retired to update his killfile.
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    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C/exTS185C
    _/_____\_ ..61036../..13743.../..3157./.19406/.fecked.
    |_\_____/_| IMC#4 TPPFATUICG#7 YTC#4 DIAABTCOD#9 PM#5
    (>|_|_|<) BOTAFOT #70 two#11 Ignoramus #0001
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOF #09 IbW#0 & KotIbW# OSOS#07
    \ |^| / WG* BotTOS #6 GP#4 ANORAK#17 FTB#14
    \|^|/ 2003 RBR landmarks:99 points:2100 miles:8000
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Oct 26, 2003
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  12. Lozzo

    DangerScouse Guest

    You've been watching them dodgy old films again, haven't you?
    Does this mean you won't ever give me a good hug again?

    <sniffle>

    <blows nose>

    <sniffles more>

    <goes off to seek more hankies>

    --
    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    "Not bad for a Scouser"
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    DangerScouse, Oct 26, 2003
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  13. Lozzo

    Snowleopard Guest

    On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 00:08:07 -0000, Simian
    Eh? What did I do? I couldn't give a **** about any of this...
     
    Snowleopard, Oct 26, 2003
    #73
  14. Lozzo

    DangerScouse Guest

    No, but they could be related (not by blood) to someone in a recent post
    of mine..

    --
    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    "Not bad for a Scouser"
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    DangerScouse, Oct 26, 2003
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  15. Lozzo

    Ginge Guest

    Brave Sir Dodger ran away.
    ("No!")
    Bravely ran away away.
    ("I didn't!")
    When danger reared it's ugly head,
    He bravely turned his tail and fled.
    ("I never!")
    Yes, brave Sir Dodger turned about
    And gallantly he chickened out.
    ("You're lying!")
    Swiftly taking to his feet,
    He beat a very brave retreat.
    Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Dodger!
     
    Ginge, Oct 26, 2003
    #75
  16. Lozzo

    Simian Guest

    Snowleopard :
    Ello.

    Erm, some time ago you posted something about the male attitude
    viz-ah-vee females, on the group, and how it was something less than
    exemplary.
     
    Simian, Oct 26, 2003
    #76
  17. Lozzo

    DangerScouse Guest

    This is very worrying..

    --
    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    "Not bad for a Scouser"
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    DangerScouse, Oct 26, 2003
    #77
  18. Lozzo

    Salad Dodger Guest

    <marks card>

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    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C/exTS185C
    _/_____\_ ..61036../..13743.../..3157./.19406/.fecked.
    |_\_____/_| IMC#4 TPPFATUICG#7 YTC#4 DIAABTCOD#9 PM#5
    (>|_|_|<) BOTAFOT #70 two#11 Ignoramus #0001
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOF #09 IbW#0 & KotIbW# OSOS#07
    \ |^| / WG* BotTOS #6 GP#4 ANORAK#17 FTB#14
    \|^|/ 2003 RBR landmarks:99 points:2100 miles:8000
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Oct 26, 2003
    #78
  19. Lozzo

    Ginge Guest

    I've got this image in my head of a benny hill style chase scene, but on
    monkey bikes. All the riders bar one have big curly wigs and tashes.

    It's quite a disturbing image.
     
    Ginge, Oct 26, 2003
    #79
  20. Lozzo

    Ginge Guest

    This is the power of google, and a sudden flashback to monty python and
    the holy grail.
     
    Ginge, Oct 26, 2003
    #80
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