Well Damn

Sheesh .. good help is sure hard to find these days.. Long about ten o'clock
this morning I heard the rumble of motorcycles coming down the street.. I
put on that old ball cap of mine and stepped out on the famous front porch
with a fresh cup of coffee in my hand.. didn't even put on my cleanest
shirt, or anything.. I'm thinking, well here we go with all those circles
being riden around me and those riding lessons I so seriously am in need
of..

I couldn't have been more wrong.. two Harleys, a Honda and a damned Susuki
were backing into the curb next to my driveway.. Those old hands set 'em up
and dismounted .. "What the hell are you assholes doing over here" I asked
them with a laugh.. "We just came over to make sure the odds are even,
that's all"... was the response.. "Besides .. we want a good cup of that
coffee, you've got made".. another one added.. Everyone kept looking at the
watches the rest of the morning and we drank at least two pots of that rich
brew that I make..

Here it is.. after one in the afternoon.. the man hasn't shown up, but
there've been a couple of messages posted by him on the newsgroups.. The
disappointment felt by me for being let down, isn't anything compared to the
disappointment of a few others, who were so enthusiastic about Bill Walker
having circles riden around him and getting some riding lessons.. Damn those
guys will be crushed.. All I can say is, next time get some better help to
do what you can't..

I'll not gloat or anything, but maybe it is all for the best.. right ?
Meantime.. the rest of this weekend will be spent in Breckenridge/Possum
Kingdom on that old Green Vulcan of mine.. I wouldn't want to disappoint
anyone else on our little family of newsgroups.. That dry hill out there
should be a busy and excited place to visit. Even though, it has been made
very clear that some who'll attend aren't going to be pleased with my
attentions, you can be sure the Green One will be highly visible on patrol
in that area.. As soon as I get the chain lubed one last time, it is ready
to ride.. Regards..

Bill Walker

 

Tim Morrow posted to usenet today ?

The last post I saw from him to rec.moto was last night @ Jul 14, 10:27
pm

Maybe he had to stop to get some emergency repair work done today.

Tim does ride a Harley after all.

 

Or maybe Bill never accepted the Saddle Sore 1000 invite.

 

Could be.. I didn't read it until this morning..

Yeah.. Reads good.. LOL.. Maybe that's as good an excuse as anything else..
right ?

 

Whooo.. Hoooo...So.. that's what the story will be, huh ? Bullshit.. Morrow
got his ass called and he let his alligator mouth overload his humingbird
ass.. Spin it, Andrew.. it ain't going to fly..

 

You did it. You fucking pussied out. You fucking worthless goddamn
pussy. Motherfucker rode thousands of miles to California and back,
and you couldn't get off your worthless pussy windbag ass and go ride
a few miles, so that you could prove all that worthless pussy windbag
shit you've been blowing out your nose all these months. You fucking
worthless windbag ball-of-gas know-nothing scardey-cat pussy. You
fucking pussy. Unfuckingbelievable. Reckon Tim rode the biggest
fucking circle around your worthless pussy ass that could ever be
ridden. Fucking pussy. Damn. Well, we all knew you wouldn't, 'cause
you're nothing but a big lying worthless stupid two-bit pussy.

(My apologies for this tirade to all the wimmens out there, whom I
really truly respect, just so long as you're nekkid.)

 

Damn.. Brennen.. your tit must have really got hung in this wringer..
ROTFL... whew.. I love it..

 

Dammit! I'm pissed. I come home from a hard day at work and expect to
see something about the meeting between Walker and Morrow. I've been on
pins and needles...guess I'll just have to have another Evan Williams...

 

How's that stuff compared to Maker's Mark?

 

That's what I'd do.. I keep on saying.. "Good help is sure hard to find"..
You can bet .. the search will continue for that one .. though.. LOL..
Morrow sure let a lot of his buddies down, when he bombed on this one..
tsk.. tsk

Bill Walker

 

Hey, now, what a coincidences. I made an offer on a home today, and
part of the paperwork included a signature block labeled "maker," and
I signed it, and commented, "I'm the maker, and I made my mark." I'm
already pissed (as if you couldn't tell), and the Professor is going
to take me out tonight, get me drunk (more), and take advantage of me.

Life is good.

 

You're pitiful. Gawd, what a waste of your mother's conception.

 

Never tried that...Evan Black Label is 90 proof..."kinda" tastes like
Jack Daniels...and has a good price.

 

What is it with Scotch and Whiskey drinkers? I never could stand the stuff,
I am more of a vodka / gin kind of guy when it comes to the hard liquors.

Bryan

 

vodka and gin are for the hardcore drinkers...

 

I love good gin, too.

 

Next year plan on coming to the usgp with us.
Congrats on the new digs.
Come ride circles around me soon!
Sorry I missed you on the weekend of the 4th.

 

Ask Peckham about martinis. He appreciates a good one. When I drink
the hard stuff, I like vodka and gin, usually Ketel One and Beefeater.
Suitable substitutes are gratefully accepted.

 

Shit, you like that $200 tequila.

 

I was busy babysitting the newest granddaughter. We had a wonderful
bonding evening on the fourth, while Dale and Darby and Olivia went
out for the pyrotechnics. Family is everything, dude.