Weird dreams

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN belched forth and ejected the following:

Nick, I do apologise, dear.

I badly needed a shit and now I've had one I feel much better.

My vehicles tend to be the same. I just never spent this much one one in
my life and while history and past performance suggests it'll end up
abit er.. used, I was kind of hoping it'd look nice for as long as poss.

Yes but I've got used to that. Any bike I've ever ridden that has clip-
ons is like that.

This is related my my point down there..

 

That's okay. I did originally end that paragraph with "Are you on the
blob or something?" but decided to leave it out knowing that you
didn't appear to be in your usual cheery mood.

Used is good, but anything that sparkles is just lovely.

 

BGN said...

I like the picture of my old CB250RS they have on that site.

http://ratbike.org/docs/647.php

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo belched forth and ejected the following:

Work. Of. Wank

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I can't fit on mine ATM. Had a knee replacement a while ago and got an
infection in the cut, so couldn't do my leg-bending exercises for more
than a week, so I haven't got the full right-angle which I should have.

If I'm going to ride the R80 when it's (re)finished, I shall either have
to fall down stairs, beg the sturgeon to bork the adhesions under
anaesthetic, or since it's a chairlot, molish a footrest over or beside
the left pot.

Would that be Norton Straights, or Vincent Straights?