Weekend warriors

**** off out of my way with your wobbling round corners and let me drive
my car you fucking pricks. Then there's the ones with no throttle
control whatsoever that rev the engine out as they're going past cars on
the inside. Fucking pricks, I've a mind to SMIDSY the cunts.

 

Calm, calm. It's the first reasonable facsimile of a sunny weekend. Some
of them haven't ridden since October, so it'll take them a while to get up
to speed.

 

Yes, yes, that went through my mind but it's the ones that rev their
engines with their illegally loud fart-pipes as a so-called gesture of
defiance for a car daring to inch an inch out of line when the cunts are
overtaking on the inside; if they're not expecting it they shouldn't
fucking be there and revving the engine like that just shows them up for
having absolutely no throttle control.

Am I getting old?

 

You miserable old ****.

--
Dan L

Too much time to think, too little to do.


http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11

 

You can **** off.

 

Whinging Courier wrote:

Yes, I know.



--
Dan L

Too much time to think, too little to do.


http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11

 

Heh, I can't wait to have a good swear-up, no one else on this group can
do it with quite the same finesse.

 

Oh FFS, mate. Leave your ego behind when you put your lid on eh?

 

Hmm, OK Sean, I'll leave my ego at home when I put my lid on just so
long as you leave your specs on when you read usenet you blind fucker.

 

Nope, it's just that time of year.....

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116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 145 2.0 Cloverleaf 156 V6 2.5 S2
Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

You mean SMISY.

 

Heh. Pissed^W Guilty as charged.

 

Not met Nige?


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Some of us haven't ridden since 1983...

 

I live within earshot of the Weston to Banwell road. Over a mile dead
straight slightly uphill past the old RAF Locking site.
The cnuts just cannot resist it. All bloody day - nyeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I suppose they might grow up one day and learn to change gear, but I
doubt it.

It only takes one car to pull out of a side road to make it interesting.

 

Shouldn't you have set your posting name to Sir Tony before sending
this?

 

Go **** yoursen, ya fahn cahn.

I love limbering up...

--
Dan L

Too much time to think, too little to do.


http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11

 

Oooh, is it time for this type of post already?

I must check google to see whether this post is earlier than in
previous years, which I reckon is quite likely due to MMGW.

 

I reckon so. Possibly I should post something noting the arrival of the
first "ukrm power ranger" post of the year.

 

Nope. I've hated the cunts since they managed to hold me up in a 1 litre
Polo with 45 brake...