Website pedants

Do your worst:

http://www.munedesigns.co.uk/

 

What a great idea.

<heads off to ebay to buy a guitar strap>

 

Six feet of string would do the job. Tie it in a loop, loop it round
the cable, hang it over your shoulder. Sorted.

 

I like the juxtaposition of "the risk of injury or death for the
operator." and "This is not particularly satisfactory."

 

coming to a Poundland near you

 

Or http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250679704925

 

I jest, of course.

I haven't even got a garden.

 

My only criticism of the 'buy' page was "13 quid plus P&P? Are you
having a fucking giraffe?"

 

See other reply to Platy.

Obv I also already own a few guitar straps.

 

Surely it's just more of an understatment than a litote!

 

How very "urban" of you.

 

As an aside, if Platy is considering selling to retailers, loads of them
won't touch stuff that is sold direct by manufacturers as a matter of
policy.

 

Quite. To declare something not unsatisfactory would be a litote. This
is just a contradiction.

 

Am I the only person who read that as "Mundane Signs"?

 

Website pendants? You mean like necklaces with "www.google.com" written
on them?

 

I wonder, could one adapt a cable sling to use as a guitar strap?

 

Yet another solution (go green):

http://www.charmofthecarolines.com/.a/6a01156faa621f970c0133ec9d9e41970b-500wi

 

I know, that bit's crap. The site was built using an "online shop
builder" sites. I haven't got it to do everything I want it to, yet.

 

:

and if someone looks after their lawn as well as you do then they won't
need a lawn mower