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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by JP, May 3, 2004.

  1. JP

    Tom Moore Guest

    You mean they trust us in the dark?
     
    Tom Moore, May 4, 2004
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  2. JP

    SP Guest

    Tom Moore says...
    You don't need lights on for a wank, do you?

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    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18
    Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    SP, May 4, 2004
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  3. Go on Stan, pick another fight with the bikers.
    Haven't had such a good laugh since the last time they screwed you!
    Bwahahahahahah!!
     
    Ethels my captain, May 4, 2004
  4. JP

    SP Guest

    Simian says...
    <thinks fluffy bunnies>


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    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18
    Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    SP, May 5, 2004
  5. JP

    Tom Moore Guest

    I'll take this to be a serious question.

    One reason is I have untreated severe sleep disorders.

    In order to identify a mental illness, one would have to be sure the
    symptoms are not caused by anything other than mental illness. That's
    not possible with me: sleep deprivation can cause all symptoms of
    psychiatric illness.

    The other cause - clause - in the definition of all mental illnesses, is
    often disregarded by British psychiatry. That's one of the real problems
    with the UK NHS - our over reliance on self blame and psychology for our
    maladies.


    Second, I am an atheist. Strange as it may seem, but I have tested this
    and does seem correct, a belief in some form of metaphysics, or a
    religion of some kind, is an essential for mental illness.

    Although not widely known, it is widely used. Professor Robin Murray,
    head of psychiatry of the Maudsley, the UK's leading active psychiatrist,
    is open with his nursing and medical staff about applying that test.

    When first told, I thought - I'd better not say - was joking. But I got
    involved with a schizophrenic woman, and got to know her associates from
    her user group. It does appear correct.
     
    Tom Moore, May 5, 2004
  6. JP

    Pip Guest

    What's that on the stove?
     
    Pip, May 5, 2004
  7. JP

    SP Guest

    Simian says...
    No, I got fed up of what appeared to be 'get at the scouser' all the
    time, especially as it was part of my sig, so I dropped it. If that's
    alright with you honey bunny ;o)

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    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18
    Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    SP, May 5, 2004
  8. JP

    SP Guest

    Pip says...
    A *BIG* pan, wiv a lid on. It's not boiling yet.

    --
    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18
    Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    SP, May 5, 2004
  9. JP

    Tom Moore Guest


    I used to work for the Green Party.

    Ever tried eating a saveloy in Green company? Impossible.
     
    Tom Moore, May 5, 2004
  10. JP

    Tom Moore Guest

    Sorry, my mistake. Not being a regular inmate of psychiatric institutions,
    - or one at all - I was unaware of how they operate.

    I thought they kept the lights on, so they could keep on eye on you, and
    that the medication they give you, stops you wanking. Please forgive my
    ignorance.
     
    Tom Moore, May 5, 2004
  11. JP

    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    Putting the on the web is making them available.

    Posting the links all over the various newsgroups you seem intent on posting
    to is advertising them.
    --
    Alex

    YZF 600

    "I laugh in the face of danger"

    "Then I hide until it goes away"

    www.upce.org.uk
    www.drzoidberg.co.uk
     
    Dr Zoidberg, May 5, 2004
  12. JP

    Champ Guest

    Well, that was when I went to school!
     
    Champ, May 5, 2004
  13. Yes the thread called "stolen from uk.legal" was a real hoot! Talk about
    a man humiliating himself!

    Message-ID: <md8Da.1160$> onwards.

    Archie
     
    The Real Archibald, May 5, 2004
  14. Oh look! Stan's talking to his "old friend" JP

    The same JP he was calling "a wanker" and a lot worse some time ago.

    JP: Stan, like Tom Moore has many "issues". Please ignore him.

    Hey Stan, have you made any obscene phone calls to any females lately?

    Archie
     
    The Real Archibald, May 5, 2004
  15. JP

    Tom Moore Guest

    Touchie-feelie was the 1990s. In the 1970s, few people had heard of AIDS
    or even Lady Di.

    The idea that you could cure AIDS, and do fantastic work for sufferers of
    any illness, simply by shaking a sufferer's hand, would appear to most
    people in the 1970s as utter crap.
     
    Tom Moore, May 5, 2004
  16. JP

    JP Guest

    Yes
     
    JP, May 5, 2004
  17. JP

    Champ Guest

    Oh ****. You've done it now. You've posted something I agree with.
    You bastard.
     
    Champ, May 5, 2004
  18. JP

    Tom Moore Guest

    Looks to me like someone in the West Mids needs a reality check. Have a
    look at motor vehicles and lane and other violations.

    Car drivers are the number one offenders, followed by pedal cyclists.
    Bikers don't figure.
     
    Tom Moore, May 5, 2004
  19. JP

    Tom Moore Guest

    A repaired friendships are, in my experiences, invariably stronger, and
    more valuable, than the original.
     
    Tom Moore, May 5, 2004
  20. JP

    Tom Moore Guest

    Stan's Okay, but I never understood why he was offended by the husmould web
    site. Just a couple of frames, under husband was the Sun web site, under
    Mould, Teletubbies. Big deal.
     
    Tom Moore, May 5, 2004
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