We haven't discussed American Chopper in a while

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BSA-...8220422?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item1c18fb8286

"I AM SELL A 1946 BSA B33 IN MINT CONDITION."

Sorry for the shameless cross post. But I think we could all LOL.

 

What would your life be like if you couldn't websurf all day and and
admit your miserable voyeuristic existence by posting links to OP's
pages?

At least Mr. Derp has a *project bike* he's trying to get finished.

But you?

You have nothing except a web browser...

 

It seems that all you do is post negative comments and try to get into
arguments with strangers on usenet... I thought you said you just
like to help people.

 

If its a beater its worth $3 to $8,000 if its stock and mint.. its
worth $12,--- to $24,000
or so. The seller speaking broken english might easily be quite well
off in Greece or Spain
or where-ever. That is not slum english.. it is broken english.

could also be a type, just left of the -ing, the rest is pefect
grammar, brief and to the point.

Regardless, gloating in these cases says more about the the person
gloating, than it does about the
person with broken english, a few, such as Carlos Slim from Mexico are
among the world most successful people, artists, inventors, physiists
and humanitarians...


Ive been on the race track with many who had since become world
famous.. no jerks in that croud... on time they a guy to the start
line with a trashed up bike, and the single finger salute on his back
fender...and he jammed up agaist me and stared some kind of tough guy
look pushing my bike to the side a bit.

he finished last. thats the hall mark of trasher boys.
You are a few slices above that bud.

 

BryaNUT needs a different kind of help than most newbies.

Alas, I am not Col. Wooten and I cannot straighten BryaNut out.

 

Don't jump to conclusions.

Shirley you must have watched Orange County Choppers and seen the
blowhard with the handlebar mustache that gives his sons hell.

It's part of his collection of antique bikes.

 

Generally Phil, logic is not your strong suit; but I can certainly see
why you would argue in favor of cutting someone some slack for typing
in broken english. That makes perfect sense to me, even if it is "not
very impressive."

 

Let me make sure I understand this correctly. You merkins will pay 20
grand for something like that old piece of shite?

Anybody wanna buy this bridge?

 

Surely if he had deployed fenders to one side of his motorcycle he was
obviously about to moor side on to a dock or pier. Attatchment to
a firmly built pier with strong lines can restrict ones speed
dramatically you know.

 

Ummmm, we already did buy London bridge.

And it's a very *nice* bridge.

Perhaps you'd like to sell us Buckingham palace?

We can make room for it at Disney World and charge tourists $20 to
look at a robotic version of Elizabeth II.

Now, if you want to sell us the *real thing*, you'd better "ger 'er
done" real soon, because that's perishable material...

 

Sell?? You can have her mate and every last toadying little sycophant in
the whole fucking circus, free, gratis and for nothing and if you can
manage it before the end of April you will have the grateful thanks of
everyone in the nation, except stupid old wimmin of all ages and sexes.

 

What happens in April?

Back when Elizabeth II was crowned, I was 10 years old and the school
teacher put a picture of her on the bulletin board.

Even at that age I thought she looked *hot*, so I whistled lecherously
and the teacher made me go stand out in the hallway.

Now you're telling me I can have Liz for free, just go get her?

 

Did you get the dead baby too? Most bridges in London come with a
dead baby as standard.

We don't want you feeling short changed or anything.

 

One of her grandchildren is getting married.

They are shutting the whole country down for security reasons on the day
regardless of the effects on the economy and just to make sure we get the
point about who really runs our lives they are going to put it live on
every TV and radio channel 24 hours a day for a week beforehand. We will
take notice of it whether we like it or not.

 

I've already made the effort!

 

Squashed on the pavement like road kill?

Leastways, us merkins thows 'em in the river...

It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta day
I was out choppin' cotton and my brother was balin' hay
And at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house to eat
And Mama hollered out the back door "y'all remember to wipe your feet"
And then she said "I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge"
"Today Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge"

And Papa said to Mama as he passed around the blackeyed peas
"Well, Billy Joe never had a lick of sense, pass the biscuits, please"
"There's five more acres in the lower forty I've got to plow"
And Mama said it was shame about Billy Joe, anyhow
Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good up on Choctaw Ridge
And now Billy Joe MacAllister's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge

And Brother said he recollected when he and Tom and Billie Joe
Put a frog down my back at the Carroll County picture show
And wasn't I talkin' to him after church last Sunday night?
"I'll have another piece of apple pie, you know it don't seem right"
"I saw him at the sawmill yesterday on Choctaw Ridge"
"And now you tell me Billie Joe's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge"

And Mama said to me "Child, what's happened to your appetite?"
"I've been cookin' all morning and you haven't touched a single bite"
"That nice young preacher, Brother Taylor, dropped by today"
"Said he'd be pleased to have dinner on Sunday, oh, by the way"
"He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge"
"And she and Billy Joe was throwing somethin' off the Tallahatchie
Bridge"

A year has come 'n' gone since we heard the news 'bout Billy Joe
And Brother married Becky Thompson, they bought a store in Tupelo
There was a virus going 'round, Papa caught it and he died last Spring
And now Mama doesn't seem to wanna do much of anything
And me, I spend a lot of time pickin' flowers up on Choctaw Ridge

And drop them into the muddy water off the Tallahatchie Bridge

 

Yes.. 15 years ago i sold a 1959 500cc Velocette OHC single cafe racer
(well worn not restored) for $4,000.
missing some of its dry clutch bearings. restored 60;s era triumphs
go for 12k or more, but those prices have
dropped off lately in this economy.

we used to have more money than sense, now we have less money as well.


Phil scott

 

Ditto.
Curse you, satellite broadcasters, who will attempt to fill every waking
tv hour with it.

 

And a hanged Italian banker, iirc.

 

They put an off switch on them boxes. I'll be riding in Alaska about
then, so no worries here.