Way way way OT : Paging Parisiens

Thankfully my fine upstanding historic town is protected from any
Bracknell smelliness by Sandhurst.

I doubt my cause is being helped much here, though.

Paul.

 

Oh, this is an 'in and out' trip. I try not to stay there.

 

I go there occasionally to work.

 

ITYF that several UKRMers, from west of Swindon, find that it is a
convenient place to stop for a piss on the way to the Channel Tunnel.

 

I wouldn't piss in Bracknell if I was passing through.

Actually, en route to Dover, I'd usually only stop at Reading services and
Maidstone, though I do use the Bracknell cut-through.

 

If I stop for a piss and a tenner in petrol at Bracknell then I don't need
to stop at Maidstone, which is a bonus. Splash & dash at pay@pump at Tesco
Cheriton and on the train, without removing helmet & gloves if you get the
timing right.

 

As does Champ, which is why bhe overtook me (twice!) on the trip back
from Dover for the TOG Tour this year.

 

I'm impressed that you can piss without removing your gloves, less sure
about the "timing" bit of it, and don't really want to know what happens
when you get the timing wrong.