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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Whinging Courier, Jul 5, 2006.

  1. In uk.rec.motorcycles, HooDooWitch belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    Heh,

    Nice flavour but a bit too alcoholic in taste iykwim.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 6, 2006
    #21
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  2. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Mr Alun Davies belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    Hey, Pip.

    I think it's the former. It's beginning to look that way.

    Careful boyo or you will attract more of us over your garden fence
     
    Mr Alun Davies, Jul 6, 2006
    #22
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  3. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Mr Alun Davies belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    Learn to post properly, you fuckwit.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 6, 2006
    #23
  4. Whinging Courier

    Adie Guest

    Can you please learn to post properly. I recommend you read the FAQ,
    especially about posting etiquette.

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    UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/

    Triumph 955iSS (for sale) / ZX9R / GSF1200 bandit (for sale) / CG125
    keeper of the FAQ for my sins
    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11
     
    Adie, Jul 6, 2006
    #24
  5. I thank you for your attention to detail.
    I have issues with the Microsoft software that cause problems like this.

    I notice another poster gave me some advice about an FAQ. So I read it.

    I find mention of posting etiquette and a reference to a bear.
    Does the bear read the posts and does this bear shit in the woods?
     
    Mr Alun Davies, Jul 6, 2006
    #25
  6. Whinging Courier

    catman Guest

    1) Depends if you've been KFed
    2) Probably


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    catman, Jul 6, 2006
    #26
  7. I was told to learn to post properly and you type 2 numbers 1) and 2) and
    you don't have anything to reference them to!
    Learn to post properly fuckwit
     
    Mr Alun Davies, Jul 6, 2006
    #27
  8. Whinging Courier

    WavyDavy Guest

    1) If you make a point properly it doesn't necessarily need to properly
    reference the original point properly

    2) I'm not sure that makes sense.

    3) See?

    Dave
     
    WavyDavy, Jul 6, 2006
    #28
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    catman Guest

    Well, depends on your reading comprehension. You probably want to sort
    out your punctuation and grammar before jumping on what I typed [1]
    Good, good, you're getting the idea. Now call me a **** and you'll be
    home free.

    [1] And as those that still read my drivel will testify, I can
    mis-spell, mis-type and mis-punctuate an 'AOL'


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    catman, Jul 6, 2006
    #29
  10. Your request is my pleasure
    ****

    Hope it makes your day complete
     
    Mr Alun Davies, Jul 6, 2006
    #30
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    catman Guest

    <g>


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    catman, Jul 6, 2006
    #31
  12. Whinging Courier

    catman Guest

    Mr Alun Davies wrote:

    Funky. My Spell checker keeps trying to convert your christian name to
    'Balun' Not seen one of them for a while.

    No, no, NO

    You see, you resorted to capital letters. It's just like watching a
    baby throw a rattle if you have to use capitals. You need to cultivate
    more insouciance.

    Oh, and here's a hint. You're *way* too easy to wind up to live in here
    without suffering a major cardiac event. I *was* joking. Of course, you
    might be too.


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    catman, Jul 6, 2006
    #32
  13. One was merely SHOUTING in case you were deaf.
    Jokes are usually racial in my part of the world
     
    Mr Alun Davies, Jul 7, 2006
    #33
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    catman Guest

    Ahh, well take your best shot then, but round here, racial slurs (apart
    from at sir.tony and possibly Lozzo) are generally frowned on. For
    reference I'm a typical white, middle class male. You might feel you
    get more mileage from the fact that I live in what is possibly the
    pikiest town in England.




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    catman, Jul 7, 2006
    #34
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    Dan White Guest

    Swindon?
     
    Dan White, Jul 7, 2006
    #35
  16. Whinging Courier

    catman Guest

    Worse, I'm sure

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    catman, Jul 7, 2006
    #36
  17. Swindon is by no means the worst/pikiest place I have ever lived..

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jul 7, 2006
    #37
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    Dan White Guest

    You poor fucker...
     
    Dan White, Jul 7, 2006
    #38
  19. You live in Basildon?
     
    Mr Alun Davies, Jul 7, 2006
    #39
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    catman Guest

    Worse even than that, I'm sure

    See, I'm getting your sympathy, now, aren't I :)


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    catman, Jul 7, 2006
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