Warning to mankind

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Catman

<whispers>

Not everybody gets the tube to work

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yep. And it shows whether the blokes actually listens.

I can verify this too. HWKBTTATBO [1] and I went to visit Nigel & his
SO and there was a *huge* vase of flowers and Hetc commented that Nige
had obviously done something very wrong and was very shocked to be
told otherwise.

I guess I'll be lucky to get a card.

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I know, but she does>

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Catman

Ah, there was clearly a missing "I" at the beginning of your sentence. I
understand now. Here, have an "I": "I".

 

So do I! I dislike all other Cokes, but that's OK. Not the diet
version though <fx spits>.

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Ha! If your beloved has the memory of a colander, it doesn't work.
Throughout the year, I say things like, "ooh, I'd like one of those"
or "I'd love one of their CDs" .... come birfday or Christmas it's
"OK, so what do you want?"

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But not all. I hate to receive (or even recieve) flowers. I like to
see flowers growing, not dead things waiting to look dead indoors.

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Tell the cheeky f*ck*rs to bring a couple of bottles of decent wine
with them... FFS.....
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Sussed, nice one...
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Oh, cheers. Have this 'Q'. Much rarer
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Looks like a good enough excuse ;-)

 

When my daughter Portia was born I was still commuting to Bremen from
England each week to work. When I returned to the German office after
the leave there was the *largest* bunch of flowers in a vase I have ever
seen on my desk. It was bought by the predominantly male office to
celebrate me being a father again. A north German custom.

 

There speaks a man laying odds that his request for a valentine's
blow job will be turned down. Again.

 

Hhm, hope Will saw this bit of the thread...

But not this bit.. ;o)

 

On Fri, 13 Feb 2004 10:29:13 +0000, Mick Whittingham
<> bored us all completely to death
with wittery prose along the lines of:

Sympathy flowers, ain't they. ;-)

 

RFOL!

 

[Snip]

Despite being something of a cliche fine food that is well prepared and
presented by a chap's own fair hand in his own well appointed pad, coupled
with excellent accompanying wine selections tends to get lasses fizzing at
the bung hole and clambering between yer sheets toot sweet IME.
Maybe that's why we do it

 

I've yet to meet a woman who would part with her diamonds.

 

Yep. Plus I do actually enjoy it for it's own sake, and for the end result
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You are like lambs to the slaughter.