V-day this Saturday, forget at your own peril
"Andrewr At Work" <> spouted the following in "House" "in" "you'll be" "dog" "the" Unless you buy nice choccies and wine and make the best of it.
what you should do is get them to baby/dog sit on the Friday so you can go out and do the romantic thing without the crowds and bullshit. -- Adie - capable of leading darsy astray. (replace spam with nickname to reply) Triumph T595 (For Sale) / GSF600 bandit MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22
He could take her out on the bike. Then when the chain snaps they can bond together. Possibly literally.
Yebbut at least it gets Shania Twain fnas out of your house. -- Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply) Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
So remind me again - why should we 'celebrate' this manufactured travesty of a celebration? Even disregarding the fact that they nicked the day from the old Roman festival of Lupercal.. (although there is some doubt about this but it seems to fit as Lupercal was a fertility festival.) Phil -- Phil Launchbury, Network & Infrastructure PHB Triumph Tiger 955i "I'm training the bats who live in my cubicle to juggle mushrooms" Remove sick person to email me
AOL. Pissed SWMBO off cos I could always work it out. AOL. Pissed me off cos I could never work it out -- Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply) Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 14:06:20 +0000 (UTC), "Andrewr At Work" Good god. Buy her something that's she's been nagging about for months (I normaly keep sumat back from the xams list for this one) Then cook a really special meal at home. champagne the works. Piece of piss. *Ten* spring a surprise meal on her in a couple of weeks, when you can go out and it's *not* busy. Jobs a good un Well that's your own stupid fault then :> It's only a lonley bastard -- Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply) Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
Err.. as an excuse to spend too much on presents that will be broken by the end of the day? And to eat and drink far, far to excess and pretend that we enjoy it? Bah humbug[1]. Phil. [1] If anyone ever asks you to implement Active Directory on a site where they are using old-style samba shares and don't want *anything* to change run away screaming.. it's only my intense professionalism[2] that keeps me at the thankless task WITHOUT KILLING SOME LUSERS! [2] Cue hysterical laughter. Followed by swift application of the Etherkiller (TM) -- Phil Launchbury, Network & Infrastructure PHB Triumph Tiger 955i "I'm training the bats who live in my cubicle to juggle mushrooms" Remove sick person to email me
I think you misspelt "a good source of revenue for our capitalist oppressors".. Less to scrape off the wall when you hit it at 100mph? Phil -- Phil Launchbury, Network & Infrastructure PHB Triumph Tiger 955i "I'm training the bats who live in my cubicle to juggle mushrooms" Remove sick person to email me
<fx: chokes on "Diet Croke wiv vanilla"> Phil -- Phil Launchbury, Network & Infrastructure PHB Triumph Tiger 955i "I'm training the bats who live in my cubicle to juggle mushrooms" Remove sick person to email me
Some of us manage to buy presents that are appreciated, and will, in some cases, last an appreciable amount of the time remaining until the heat death of the universe. If you eat and drink too much, that's kind of your fault. Well *duh* You're welcome here to find out how they managed to implement what behaves as an NT4 domain on win2k. Then upgrade the lot to XP Waste of proessionalism mate. Save it for the managers Heh <fx slurps from BOFH mug> -- Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply) Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
