Warning to born-again bikers to cut death toll

Do you hate it because you fear it or because you want it?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Does this have to be an either/or thing?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

No.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

<happy smile>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Neither, I'm thinking shrapnel.

 

"ekky-ftang"

hth

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AndrewR yik-yakked:

Can you clarify which Dave you mean?

Please tell me it's dave, lower case, no surname, John Banks's seeming
cohort!

 

Are you trying to tell me that all the Daves aren't the same person?

Now how likely is that, eh?

--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

AndrewR yik-yakked:

Ahh. Now, whilst I probably am several personalities ( none of them
appealing ) , I'm not the "dave" who's recently started posting here.
Thank ****.

I know. I sense a conspiracy here. Dave rigging, or something.

 

I'm still in pain.

 

Sorry, my Wulf Yellow and Pink overjacket is the gayest (non
human/inanimate) item on the group.

Just ask anyone who's been on a wet French Run with me.

HTH

Paul.

 

Whatever possessed you?

 

The ghost of Liberace?

 

come on, the election results were pretty predictable...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Would you rather be thought of as one of the few intelligent people on
here, or one of the less intelligent people on here?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

I'm comfortable with my own sexu^h^h^h^h rating of my intelligence,
tyvm.

And, this issue has exactly nothing to do with intelligene, anyway.

 

Didn't know you could get gray coloured hair dye.

First time in 20 years that my looks matched my actual age and you want
me to lie about it.

Anyway the *cough cough* powerful motorbike is a dead giveaway.

 

Donald wrote

It doesn't have to be grey. I have got this really nice auburn one with
stuff that glows under ultra violet in it. I reckon it would look
really good at a the roadside with all them very blue bright lights
going off. Bought it special I did to make me head blink.

 

Mew.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Beav

I am reminded of the guy visiting a ranch. He sees a grizzled old cowboy
and starts to question him about his gear:

"What's with the hankie round your neck?"

"That's no hanky, boy. That's a neckerchief. Out here it'll save your
life. Use it as a mask during a dust storm, use it to bind a wound, use
it to clean a new born calf's airways. It's a life-saver, boy."

"Oh. What about the funny leather trousers?"

"Them's chaps boy. When you ridin' through the brush, they'll keep your
legs from gettin' tore up somethin' terrible. Life-savers, boy."

"Oh. What about the hat?"

"Keeps the sun from dryin' ya up like a raisin. Drink from it when ya
find a waterin' hole. It'll keep ya alive boy."

"That's all amazing. One last thing. Why the tennis shoes?"

"Hell boy! I don' want people thinkin' I'm a goddam truck driver!"

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"