warning for bikers in Middlsex

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by scambuster, Nov 21, 2007.

  1. scambuster

    platypus Guest

    You are clearly the master of mong sex and I'm determined to learn
    your trade secrets.

    Have you thought about writing a book?[/QUOTE]

    I'd caution you not to trust anything I wrote in that line. I have previous
    for winding people up with unconventional advice.
     
    platypus, Nov 22, 2007
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  2. scambuster

    platypus Guest

    ****! I read his post after making my last one.
    <searches for hidden webcam>[/QUOTE]

    You don't think I'm actually watching you? The sonar returns are bad
    enough.
    darsy?
     
    platypus, Nov 22, 2007
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  3. scambuster

    Hog Guest

    In time honoured fashion I am ignoring it and hoping it will go away (1)

    (1) until I renew my healthcare policy
     
    Hog, Nov 22, 2007
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  4. scambuster

    Hog Guest

    Oh I love it when a plan starts coming together.
     
    Hog, Nov 22, 2007
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  5. scambuster

    Hog Guest

    Seriously, for knees, time *is* pain.

    Soonest, please. Don't delay.[/QUOTE]

    I shall as soon as the paperwork is done. It feels like a large jubilee clip
    tightened around the kneecap.

    Talking of Mongs, have you seen the mime artiste on Beeb1 right now trying
    to describe volcanoes to the deaf? She has me in stitches.
     
    Hog, Nov 22, 2007
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  6. scambuster

    Hog Guest

    My back's playing up a treat ATM, so if I forget I then stand up
    confidently enough, then there's a white light and a sharp pain, and
    then I sink slowly towards the portside, in the manner of a Spanish
    galleon under full sail that's just had a broadside where it hurts
    most.[/QUOTE]

    Sorry to hear about that. It seems to come and go for you.

    I often wonder if there is a proper fix for back pain, or rather will there
    be one in future.
     
    Hog, Nov 22, 2007
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  7. scambuster

    Hog Guest

    It's always shit, except when it's more shit.

    But hey, I should have died, and I didn't, so **** it. Many, *many*
    more worse off than me.
    Well the materials technology is moving on apace. It's the nerve
    connection and re-connection stuff that's lagging.

    Not for maybe a century. Certainly not in my lifetime.

    We may well get bigger and nastier painkillers though, so woo-hoo to
    that.[/QUOTE]

    Yes stem cell therapy seems so far away.
    Oh well, suppose one just has to go on eating the brains of deposed enemies.
     
    Hog, Nov 22, 2007
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  8. scambuster

    Hog Guest

    Just go. It's almost certainly fixable, but the longer you leave it,
    the more you risk either scar tissue taking over, or contact surfaces
    being damaged ... so go, please.

    And take it easy til then.
    [/QUOTE]

    Well I did get some back treatment and MRI under an assumed ID some time
    ago, probably not a bad idea.

    I don't watch TV unless I know of something worthwhile. This is such.
     
    Hog, Nov 22, 2007
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    Pete M Guest

    Accompanied by the sound of a chisel on slate
    I've got a niece with Cystic Fibrosis so I quizzed a mate of mine who's a
    nano-technological biologist (I think) about the chances of stem cell
    therapy being developed to a point where it might be very useful for her.
    His answer was something along the lines of "We could sort it quite quickly
    with more funding, but if you want funding you have to be doing
    'environmental research', not important stuff".


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    Pete M, Nov 22, 2007
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    platypus Guest

    I'm fearless enough in the bedroom department to give it a go.

    Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war![/QUOTE]

    Well, not necessarily havoc, but I did once advise a guy in work that women
    seriously respected men that had loud, shouty orgasms, and recommended that
    he should practice bellowing as loud as he could while wanking.
     
    platypus, Nov 22, 2007
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  11. scambuster

    MikeH Guest

    You are clearly the master of mong sex and I'm determined to learn your
    trade secrets.

    Have you thought about writing a book?[/QUOTE]

    It might be very shaky handwriting.
     
    MikeH, Nov 22, 2007
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  12. scambuster

    MikeH Guest

    I shall as soon as the paperwork is done. It feels like a large jubilee clip
    tightened around the kneecap.

    Talking of Mongs, have you seen the mime artiste on Beeb1 right now trying
    to describe volcanoes to the deaf? She has me in stitches.[/QUOTE]

    Cue load of deaf people saying[1] to their SOs "I'll have whatever she
    had please."

    [1] or miming. obviously[2]
    [2] ^%'** ~("% "^&*"^[3]
    [3] That was [1] in mime.
     
    MikeH, Nov 22, 2007
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    dog Guest

    llewelyn-bowen
     
    dog, Nov 22, 2007
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    Ace Guest

    Ow. Ow ow ow.
    It sounds odd when you put it like that, but I guess that applies to
    me too. Although TBF I _should_ have avoided it in the first place.
    Was yours down to your own ****-wittedness too?
    And even more worse than me. The only pain I get, and sometimes it can
    be quite bad, is muscle pain, where they've still not worked out a
    proper balance. I seem to have developed two ridges of muscle either
    side of the spine (and the scarred area) which I'm sure weren't there
    before, and these are clearly doing more work than they should, and
    hurting as a result, presumably due to other bits still not
    functioning correctly. The physio's working on it, but it's taking
    it's time now.

    Amputation from the neck's the only sure thing, I hear.
    But it sounds like your ongoing problems are more down to physical,
    rather than nerve damage, or have I misinterpreted?
    The problem there, of course, is knowing when to take them. If you
    simply use them after the event you're still going to be suffering for
    some time before they kick in and then until the muscle/scar/cartilage
    or whatever tissue has sorted itself out again.

    For my part, I'm not taking them regularly, but every couple of days
    it gets bad enough that I'll take a couple of sets over the next day
    or so to let things settle back down again. I could, according to the
    doc, still be taking 4*Novalgin and 3*Brufen600 daily, but I prefer to
    feel what the body's doing naturally most of the time.

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    Ace, Nov 22, 2007
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  15. Olivier.
    Fishburne.
    Sterne.
     
    doetnietcomputeren, Nov 22, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

    Yes and no. Agree completely and utterly that he's not getting the
    credit he deserves; remember all of the battles with Militant and the
    rest of it.

    He's also certainly capable of speaking well... however he's inclined to
    be a little pompous and I think that he lost an election with his
    behaviour at (IIRC) "the sheffield rally" where he was almost going all
     
    deadmail, Nov 22, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

    wrote in message
    This one should have been terminated with

    "American with the triumphal yes's and air-punching antics. Not quite
    Steve Ballmer but close enough for delicate English sensibilities"
     
    deadmail, Nov 22, 2007
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    Pete Fisher Guest

    In communiqué <fi3hl2$4i3$>,
    Van der Post. Got the u if not the c * e.
    Probably not well known by other than old gits now anyway.

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    Pete Fisher, Nov 22, 2007
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    Ace Guest

    Amputation from the neck's the only sure thing, I hear.[/QUOTE]

    I'll give that a go - I wonder if they do a home amputation kit?[/QUOTE]

    http://www.abbeygardensales.co.uk/chainsaws/husqvarna-professional-chainsa/showitem-HS04551.aspx

    Actually, no. The worst it gets is easily fixable by the drugs, and
    even then not at full daily dosage. To coin an auvach-ism, my glass is
    half full.

    Of course, I didn't damage half the stuff that you did - athough quite
    severe, the injuries were limited to crush damage of the spine and
    ribcage, so no twisting or bending, hence no intra-vertebral damage
    and the nervous system was unaffected. Another possibly more
    significant factor was the modern Swiss healthcare I received.

    The use of titanium implants is something of a speciality at the Basel
    hospital, so both materials and techniques are probably about as
    advanced as they come, and the after-care is unlimited - I was seeing
    the physio twice a week after the July surgery up until a month ago,
    when I've dropeed it to once weekly, but as far as the doctor's
    concerned it's my decision whether I'm getting enough, not his. Same
    for the meds.

    Compare that to the aftercare that my brother received a few months
    ago, when he'd been immobilised in hospital for six weeks after a
    spinal injury (cycling accident) and was sent home without so much as
    a follow-up appointment with his GP suggested, let alone the extensive
    course of physio he desperately needed - he couldn't even walk up and
    down stairs without mucho pain and effort, and they were happy to sign
    him off completely. Cunts. It took the combined efforts of myself and
    my sister (who's a dispensing GP practice manager in Skye) to persuade
    him that he must get hisslef to the GP and _demand_ intensive physio
    asap. He got some evetually, but he shouldn't have had to fight for
    it, particularly when he was (like me when I was first out of
    hospital) unable to cope with the most mundane decision-making tasks).

    Sorry, bit of a rant there, but ****, was I pissed off.

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    Ace, Nov 22, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    Which made him look like a complete twat IMHO unless one is some kind of
    Peacenik living in an alternative universe.
     
    Hog, Nov 22, 2007
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