Want. need, must have, will surely die without

http://shop.hammacher.com/t?ctl=5CB3E7:2BFE9AE

Gimme. Now.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Great. A walk on fucking flymo and you've got wood over it.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

Philistine.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote

Have you seen the price? I shudder to think how much the motor upgrade
to lift you more than a couple of thou would add to that.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache

Cheeky ****.

It's built for Septics, so no problem.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

"For single riders ages 16 and up, to a maximum of 220 lbs., with adult
supervision."

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

There's always a safety factor built in. It'll be *fine*.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

I was with you, Brother Nigel. All the way throug hthe blurb, I was
with you. Then I got to the bottom line - 17 Fahsand dollahs?
They're taking your eyes and back teeth as well as the contents of
your bladder - but not mine, oh no.

I'm going to The Shed. I may be some time.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

17 fahsanf dorrah and it rift you rong time.

Oh, *good* point. How many do you think we could kill at BOSM with a
replica?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ferger

FFS! I don't want to *pay* for it.

I expect someone else to buy it for me.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Lovely. I can see a slew of Chav kids on them now, followed by legions
of poisonal injoory claimants.

 

Don't bother with a side skirt and make the blades a couple of feet
longer. Nicely sharpened, of course.

 

I'm just waiting for my Spanish Loteria cheque... Should be here any day
now. That nice Senor Scamozia said so.

 

Rules out WUN on two counts, then.

 

And hundreds of neatly shredded family pets lying on lawns.

 

Two kids from "a family"[1] across the other side of the A47 had them
for Xmas. Their mother insists they ride them anywhere but outside her
house, so they ride them up and down our road.
All day long on Xmas and Boxing day.
Until they *ran* into the new people.
Who have move in across the road.
Who work at the local nick.
As police.

There came the unmistakable sound of:
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"GERART THE FOOKIN WAY"
*clunk*

"*YOUR NICKED LAD*!"

[1] You may conclude what you like from this but there are 4 of them.
Unusual that they all look similar and hence must have the same father,
where ever he may be.
If it gets nicked they are usually but not always the culprits.
They terrorise selected older people in their area that they decide need
it.
They are normally polite to me.

 

Ho! Ho! Ho!

 

Apparently Pizza Hut were to do deliveries on them in Merkinland. Or
something. I think it was a publicity stunt though.

 

Heh.

With any luck the indulgent parent won't have a clue how to fix it and
spares will be non-existent anyway.

 

While you're in there, would you make me an autogyro please.

The spills will be much more spectacular.