‘‘Getting old, one seems to loose grip!’’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Our oldest TxMoto member, Bill Walker was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. ~~~~~So, the doctor gave Bill a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow. Do you understand?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The ''next day'', the very next day-- our main Man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as ''empty'' as when he gave it to him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The doctor asked what ''happened'', you had all day and night..... and Bill explained; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. It wouldnt work. `````````````````````````````````````````````` We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing. We all gave up, and here I am. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" Your neighbor???? (witha Grin) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bill Walker replied, "Yep Doc, none of us----- could get the dang Jar open." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~