Wages of Fear II: This Time It's Agricultural

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by platypus, Apr 10, 2005.

  1. platypus

    rb Guest

    So you motorwayed it back too then? I started back on the same route as
    I took up but I really wasn't sparking so picked up the M42 at J9. I
    also seemed to be collecting stinking 2 strokes before then. I'm sure I
    could smell one of them for about 2 miles before I actually saw him.
     
    rb, Apr 11, 2005
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  2. platypus

    Statto Guest

    Sounds far too familiar.
     
    Statto, Apr 11, 2005
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  3. platypus

    rb Guest

    Unfortuntely some pair of idiots had interfaced other across lanes 2
    and 3 which was causing minor degrees of chaos. It was only when I
    lifted my visor for some air that I realised how dark it had got.

    A quick stop at Hopwood Park for a Red Bull, visor change and gps
    reprogram saw me making much better progress after that.
     
    rb, Apr 11, 2005
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  4. platypus

    platypus Guest

    Sorry about that. I'll take you out for a more extended thrash when I've
    sorted out the exhaust.
    Bring it on.
    This is one of Sarah's pet delusions. The truth is that I know exactly
    where my passport is and when it expires. The only problem with my passport
    is Sarah not shutting up about it.
     
    platypus, Apr 11, 2005
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  5. platypus

    platypus Guest

    Sounded a bit special, didn't it? Turned a few heads between Hulland Ward
    and Stafford, I can tell 'ee. The bang-popping on the overrun was good,
    too.
     
    platypus, Apr 11, 2005
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  6. platypus

    platypus Guest

    The stripper? I thought Nigel hadn't shown up.
     
    platypus, Apr 11, 2005
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  7. platypus

    rb Guest

    For some reason that made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
     
    rb, Apr 11, 2005
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    Prior booking, I'm afraid. Cleckheaton WI. Wild crowd, I had to beat the
    Chairwoman off with my last balloon.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 11, 2005
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  9. platypus

    Jackie Guest

    ditto

    the same issues as she thought you might be over your 'outfit' phase
    and after all the problems, what to give up?... never...
     
    Jackie, Apr 11, 2005
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  10. platypus

    platypus Guest

    I'll not bother sorting the vibrations, okay?
    I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
    I don't plan to keep the outfit for ever and ever. That being said, I
    really started to feel I was getting the hang of it yesterday afternoon.
     
    platypus, Apr 11, 2005
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  11. platypus

    platypus Guest

    Elefanttreffen?
     
    platypus, Apr 11, 2005
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  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    Good, good.

    <forms orderly queue>

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 11, 2005
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  13. platypus

    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
    You cont, I was just about to go to bed and now I have a bad image in
    my head.
     
    petrolcan, Apr 12, 2005
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  14. platypus

    sweller Guest

    I'll take the UberTrophy.
     
    sweller, Apr 12, 2005
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  15. platypus

    sweller Guest

    Someone else may be in front of you and that someone is me.
     
    sweller, Apr 12, 2005
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  16. platypus

    Champ Guest

    Even if you were the only one in it, I doubt the queue would be
    orderly.
     
    Champ, Apr 13, 2005
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  17. platypus

    sweller Guest

    "..before you move onto the outfit we have provided some pleasant showers
    for you after your long journey..."
     
    sweller, Apr 13, 2005
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