Wacky races

Really? I'm about 10 minutes away from J&S.

Small world innit?

 

I'd quite like to be involved but my perilous finances may preclude full
on racing. Probably.

However I can offer workshop; tools and spannering ability.

If you're really lucky I can explain the theory of induction to you.

 

<gutted>

 

They're not *that* bad.

 

Sounds promising, Do you have a van? Where are you based? Will you also act
as a brolly girl?

 

Yeah, but this is "Team Clique".

 

Well until I hear from Erik the "might"king and Ethel the Stay-in-bed it's
Team Lonely Porl.

 

Team UKRM got off the ground exactly on this basis - "Let's go racing
....what shall we race". While the existing core "Team UKRM" will
continue to focus on the KRC Endurance series, I'd like to think that
we can broaden the involvement so that, at the very least, advice is
available to other ukrm-ers who want to race. Eventually, there might
be a number of people riding various bikes in various classes in
various clubs, but I don't see why they shouldn't use the "Team UKRM"
banner if they wanted. I always envisaged this as an inclusive,
rather than exclusive activity, and given the massive support from
ukrmers in general, it would be churlish to behave otherwise. "Team
Ixion" works on just this basis, and is a incredibly useful
resource/support group for those involved.

But my garage is full, right.

 

Well if you're desperate I could possibly make sandwiches.

They'd have to be jam though. Or maybe marmalade at a push.

 

You just want to nick my spanner monkey! **** off! Don't listen to him
Sweller, I'll get us a whole bevy of pit girls whose sole job will be to
fellate you while we're on the bike.

 

Maybe he could store it at Verdegris place...

 

You don't happen to ride with a guy with a ZZR on London road near Leftwich
do you?

--

 

No, 'fraid not.

 

The Embanking machine?

 

Yeah, crashing's great but you really don't want to do it badly.

 

http://website.lineone.net/~elt/

The synergy is irresistible.

 

Hey, yeah! I've even got a workbench, (well: some planks of wood) and a
pile of spare parts.

 

What bike? I'm interested, but I don't think this is the right time
for me. (i.e. there's not a lot I can bring to the table).

 

See ad for brolly girl you student pikey scum

 

He could sell his sweet arse to pay for fuel.