Waaaay OT, hug a rat today......

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by gazz, Apr 4, 2009.

  1. gazz

    gazz Guest

    my dog plays that game with my rats,
    well she sniffs them, they nip her nose, she whines and the one that nipped
    her goes back and licks her nose better, she then gives the rat a full body
    wash and licks it's arse to make it go for a shite, which she promptly eats
    with delight.

    The other 3 rats then pile on the dog washed rat to lick all the dog spit
    off it's fur.
     
    gazz, Apr 6, 2009
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    Catman Guest

    This is normal for cats innit.


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    Catman, Apr 6, 2009
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    crn Guest

    Rule number one: If cat rolls onto its back BEWARE - all of the pointy
    bits are facing upwards.
     
    crn, Apr 6, 2009
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  4. Rule number 0. Ignore anything you say. There are *lots* of reasons why
    cats roll onto their backs and defensive is only one of them.

    One of our current ones rolls on his back to have his stomach rubbed.
    *Not* rubbing it gets you swiped.

    Phil.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Apr 6, 2009
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  5. Only torties usually. Most cats (as long as you don't harass them) are
    pretty easy-going.

    Torties though seem to be born with permanent PMS.

    Phil.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Apr 6, 2009
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    Catman Guest

    Ahh cmon. He was talking about general cases.....


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    Catman, Apr 6, 2009
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Indeed. Another is to attack.
     
    Colin Irvine, Apr 6, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    Looks like we may have picked a duff one anyway.

    Expect another rainbow bridge reference in a few days. I'm not paying
    any vet bill over 8 quid, for obvious reasons.
     
    ogden, Apr 6, 2009
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    crn Guest

    Most of the other reasons are sneaky subterfuges that the bastards use
    to lure the unsuspecting into the trap.
    The word BEWARE does not however preclude the possibility of innocent intent.
    Sneaky bastard.
     
    crn, Apr 6, 2009
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    darsy Guest

    is it big enough to make a decent kebab from?
     
    darsy, Apr 6, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    Barely a snack, even if breadcrumbed.
     
    ogden, Apr 6, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    I'm amazed how fast they can run and how fucking hard they are.

    If someone hit me with a shovel as hard as I hit that rat, I'd need to be
    scraped off the ground, but that fucker just ran off.


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    Beav, Apr 6, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    Not me, my son calls round most days and he's like a fucking gannet.

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    Beav, Apr 11, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    We had one that attcked the wife every time she dared enter the garden. Went
    straight for her toes it did.


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    Beav, Apr 12, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    I knew there was a reason people call rats dirty fuckers.
    Oh joy.


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    Beav, Apr 16, 2009
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