Vultures stand down

I last saw Champ at Moscow airport alive and well. Therefore neither the
snow, nor the helicopter got him. Dibs on the bikes are off, unless he
gets killed by hookers or pimps.

 

Which airline was he flying? There is still a chance...

 

Hope springs eternal.

 

**** it, I'll just off him in Cheltenham.

It'll look like an accident - mark my words.

 

Not Aeroflot... they missed their chance on the flight from Moscow to
Adler. An aging plane complete with peeling wall paper. Still, it landed
just fine, although for some reason the Russians give a round of applause
when the wheels hit the ground (and nothing blows).

 

The applause tradition started with Aeroflot - for good reason.

Did this plane have an outside toilet?

 

That would be the easiest thing. Now, who's getting what? I can't
remember what Eaton wanted. I know some **** was trying to push in
the queue in front of me, but I'll soon sort that out.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Good stuff. Are you Our Man In Moscow, then?

Give Oleg my regards.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

My original plan [1] has to be modified as it involves the destruction of
one of the bikes. I suppose we could get him as he drives a little
pick-up with a bike in the back.

Hmmm, that's two bikes ruined. Back to drawing board.


[1] Wait till he sneaks out of the motel room of some singer he's picked
up for a tawdry one night stand and then goes for a high speed post
coital ride on his bike - the one we've 'fixed' - which locks its
back wheel propelling him to his doom.

 

Ben Blaney wrote

Ritual disembowelling?

 

Not any more. I'm back in Blighty.

She said you were rubbish.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben Blaney

I was the turbo.

Thanks.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache

"Wanted", not "Deserved", oh wee-smelling one.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Ben Blaney says...

Bring it on shorty.

 

If you are refering to me, I suspect you are.
You're on a loser, sunshine. Give it up.

--
Alex
BMW R1150GS
DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8
http://www.team-ukrm.co.uk
Windy's "little soldier"

 

Alex Ferrier says...

I think Ben was referring to me laying claim to the Gixer. I may be
wrong.

 

Ah. He seemed a tad put out when I informed he wasn't getting
the race bike either. Guess he'll just have to make do with one
of the pushbikes.

--
Alex
BMW R1150GS
DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8
http://www.team-ukrm.co.uk
Windy's "little soldier"

 

I'm partially convinced he's in trouble with the russian mafia and needs
to escape the country.

 

If they torture him, could they ask why that 'phone I bought off him
last November has yet to ring?

Ta.

Bloody Ericsson rubbish.

 

I bet he was trying to get them to pay.