Volcano ash.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by ian field, Apr 17, 2010.

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    Ace Guest

    Richey James?
     
    Ace, Apr 20, 2010
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    John Bilberg Guest

    Elvis?
     
    John Bilberg, Apr 20, 2010
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    ian field Guest


    Curiously, the scientific analysis aircraft they keep sending up into the
    ash cloud looks like it might be a turbo-prop.
     
    ian field, Apr 20, 2010
  4. One of my workmates said yesterday that she had heard airlines are
    charging up to $12000 for internal flights in Europe at the moment for
    the ones they can get into the air. Are they really being that
    bastardish?

    Kev
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Apr 20, 2010
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    Adrian Guest

    Supply.
    Demand.

    Economics 101.
     
    Adrian, Apr 20, 2010
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    YTC#1 Guest

    Has to be bollocks, they use Euros ....
     
    YTC#1, Apr 20, 2010
  7. Normal airline pricing model.
    Doesn't mean they're not cunts.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Apr 20, 2010
  8. Yeah, totally understand, but are they really doing it?

    There's shitloads of people stranded (by whatever definition of
    stranded).

    Kev
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Apr 20, 2010
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    On Tue, 20 Apr 2010 21:08:51 GMT, Kevin Gleeson

    snip>
    I would have thought so.

    Most of them have lost a fortune over the last few days and they've
    got to recover it somehow.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Apr 21, 2010
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    Higgins Guest

    Looking at random European flights for tomorrow on expedia.co.uk, it
    would appear not.
     
    Higgins, Apr 21, 2010

  11. I wonder what will happen when this one goes off:

    http://tinyurl.com/y5ju9zd

    That will be a HOOOGE[1] Force Majeure.

    [1] Norfolk for very large.
     
    Mick Whittingham, Apr 21, 2010
  12. Yeah, and us lot down under wot work in banks aren't capable of
    converting euros to dollars because there's too much ash in our
    calculators falling down from up north :p

    Kev
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Apr 21, 2010
  13. The Icelandic PM's got a point about being prepared for it, but what's
    the likelihood the airlines and everybody else will carry on with no
    prep and get caught out again.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Apr 21, 2010
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    Ace Guest

    What 'prep' can they do? Is there some way of protecting the planes,
    and more specifically their engines, that I'm not aware of?
     
    Ace, Apr 21, 2010
  15. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace
    Zeppelins. That's the answer. *BIG* ones.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 21, 2010
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    Ace Guest

    Heh.
     
    Ace, Apr 21, 2010
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    'Hog Guest

    Hydrogen filled ones
     
    'Hog, Apr 21, 2010
  18. For a start, there needs to be some proper surveying and research into
    what density of ash is significant, and what it safe to fly through with
    some long-term effects. This last blanket ban (such as it was) was OTT,
    when many flights, in retrospect, could have been in the air and quite
    safely. The cost of flying might go up with the need to maintain and
    replace engines more frequently, but really we've been spoiled with
    cheap flights the past few years.

    Also, more detailed satellite obs - I'm sure the ash cloud and density
    might be gleaned more accurately and live-time via IR analysis.

    Radar has come on in leaps and bounds in the past 30 years - onboard
    systems *might* have an analyser watching out for significant cloud
    densities.

    There could be an ash collector/analyser mounted on the wing/fuselage.

    Basically all, or most, of the techs needed have been developed,
    sometimes for other areas of use.

    So, next time there's an eruption, an action plan swings into use -
    almost immediately there's real-time info on where the ash clouds are,
    the speed and density of them, the ash cloudbase, etc, etc. Airlines can
    route round/below/above areas of likely damage, no problem.

    Flaying is always risky, but there's no need to ground everything at the
    slightest extra risk.

    But the most important thing - kill all the ambulance chasers.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Apr 21, 2010
  19. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Every time that's been examined in the past the problems of airflow and
    icing have got in the way. Turbine engines shift a *vast* quantity of
    air.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 21, 2010
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    Higgins Guest

    Especially when it's lashing down
     
    Higgins, Apr 21, 2010
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