Volcano ash.

it's just the new iPhone version of "Dragon Dictate"

 

Given the response the emergency services receive, in some areas, it
mightn't be a bad idea.

 

I'll put my neck out and say it's "atishoo".

 

Oslo.

 

Oakland for one.

 

heh. Just to clarify, there is at least one paramedic on the fire truck
that goes to every medical/accident call. The ambulance is dispatched
separately.

 

Nice place, my home.

 

As witnessed by me in Las Vegas earlier this month.

My mate said that when he came round, there were so many uniforms in
the hotel room that he thought he'd woken up to starring in some gay
porno.

 

Wow! Was he naked with a uniformed penis from Precinct 69 up his bum?

 

Her should be ok then. Volcano and suncycle induced global cooling will
threaten us with sea level falls.

 

Ummm...no.

See, he said he *thought* he was in a gay porno. He wasn't actually
*in* a gay porno - he was in the process of being carted off to
hospital.

 

Awww ... you've ruined my perverted Tuesday morning fantasy.

 

Sorry to let facts get in the way of a good story )

 

you're forgetting about the clathrates.

 

Oh No!

Don't fire up Simian again.
It will mean more trips up the pub to talk with my drinking mate from
The Hubert Lamb Building, plus I've stored all my old data from 10 years
of working with satellite monitoring in the attic.

 

Pah. Godzilla would beat Clathrates, any time.

 

Cool, is a gas man!

 

Lord Lucan?

 

so, /not/ Lord Lucan then.