Very Annoying

Rolling the bike backdown the driveway into my garage, I didn't notice
the fox turd lying in wait. My garage smells like the Paris Metro now
:-(

 

Fox turds, get your fox turds here! Special rates if you're in the
trade, gents ...

Otters' noses?

 

How do you know it was a fox turd? Was it after you'd rolled into it?

 

At least you didn't slip on it.

--
John

SV 650
Black it is
And Naked

 

I wouldn't go as far as to call Paula Radcliff a fox.

 

Surely somewhere as beautiful as Paris couldn't be smelly?

--

Paul.
CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
BOTAFOT #4
BOTAFOF #30
MRO #24

 

A "twenty-pinter" if ever there was one.

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it?


It was fucking rank. Might not have been a fox, but we have a plague
of the fuckers herabouts.

 

At least it will keep the chickens out.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, AndyW amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

You could've stepped in it which wouldn't have been very nice at all.

Can you try a burnout and see what it smells like cooked?

 

I *think* that's a whoosh, but I could be wrong.

 

You could, it's been known ;-)

 

I thought it amusing. As an aside how /do/ you tell it's a fox's turd?

 

turd?


Well, I'm no Gamekeeper, so I can't tell animals from their spoor ;-)

Which wouldn't have helped anyway as this one had been turned into a
gooey mass by the rain, but it still stank like the inside of a Turkish
wrestlers jockstrap... It has radio-active properties, does fox poo.
Stinks out of all proportion to the amount and for long after it's
dried up.

There seem to be a lot of the bleeders living in the nature reserve
thingy across the road from my house - and they get attracted over by
the bins and the old cat food my other half leaves out for them. Not
unknown for them to come over, eat the cat food and then crap on the
bowl, which is very nice of them..

 

Yuk. One of the worst smells I can recall was when I worked in a cat
food factory, one summer. I was taking the labels *off* tins, so they
could be repackaged - either as competitions or offers had gone out of
date or changing it from Tesco brand to Co-op brand, or one some
ocasions from lamb recipe to chicken (!)

Anyhoo, when you get to the tin that's burst, rotten and full of
maggots, you know about it. And to make matters worse, they had an
industrial size tin of Lavender air freshener to try to mask the stink.
I still can;t stand the smell of lavender air freshener, 22 years
later.

Probably not on a par with skunk, but way stinky nonetheless.

 

#It never rains in California, but girl don't they warn ya
#It pongs, man it pongs

 

#dead skunk in the middle of the road stinking to high heavens

People that run over skunks should be shot.