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Bear says...

In my defence, the stripper stole my specs and spadged them before I
got a proper look-see.

 

heh. The thought never crossed my mind.

Do you want me to present the case in your defence now?

 

Well that was going to be the case for the defence but I would have
polished it up a bit...

 

I'm just jealous because you've seen bee's arse in all its glory.
Think of it as revenge...

 

I was a little bit drunk. I feel ever so slightly guilty now

 

Bear says...

I know, I know.

At the time I was asked the same question and I did say that I wasn't
to be quoted, but it appears my plea fell on deaf ears.

 

You had them licked clean within seconds of getting 'em back, though

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Veggie Dave says...

Ssshhh. You're not helping at all.

 

But you didn't enjoy doing it, obviously. It was purely for practical
reasons...

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I think she had a better arse too, plus, I'm not scared of the jockanese
burd.

So there.

 

That was one of the most minor of your Gob-on-a-stick style
indiscretions.

Tact escapes you after about 1/2 a shandy, doesn't it?

 

As I slowly came round on the Sunday morning I kept remembering more
and more. I still feel a bit bad about calling the male stripper a
pro. Still I kept the hen night code.

I've never been good at the tact thing.

I remember mum having a word after something I said (I can't remember
which of the many, many incidents it was, possibly the woman in the
fur coat)

'But mum, it's important to tell the truth, Grandy always taught me
to speak out for what I believe in'

'I wish he'd mentioned tact'

Sniff of a barmaids apron. Tonight it's ginger beer, lets see how I
do.

 

Ginge says...

<prepares a coffin for the ginger one>

Well pal, it was nice knowing you.

 

Given the choices of a quick and relatively painless death, or some of
the idiocy I'm dealing with on a daily basis at the moment, I win either
way.

OTOH, I'm happy for Bee to accept the fact I'm ginger and don't die
easily, we can both call it a draw and walk away better for it.

See, everyone's a winner, and it didn't even involve violence.

 

That's lovely that is. I get worried about folk, and allways try to do
the sensible thing at parties.

 

Hmmm...

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Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

I think Bee's arse is over-rated by some here.

 

I think we should have a public showing, just to get the whole group's
opinion.

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Ben Blaney says...

You haven't seen it in ages, how can you tell?

 

Always comes back to TIUTA with you, doesn't it....
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