Used Bike Guide IS boring...

The varlet known as Nigel Eaton did proclaim to all assembled:

This some kinda Pratchett fing?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Fr Jack

Good look? "Dribbling" is the word you seek. I haven't seen him that
excited since he saw that German sidecar outfit in St Quentin.

 

Only because she had the keys to the wine cellar.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Fr Jack

Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Pleb.

 

Cut an arm off and count the rings.

 

The varlet known as Simon Atkinson did proclaim to all assembled:

She didn't - but she had nice tits, a perky arse and a cute smile.

 

The varlet known as Nigel Eaton did proclaim to all assembled:

Can't say I blame him....

 

....and the chunky gold bracelets.

Oops, we're back to "bling".

 

In that order? North to south or south to north?

 

The varlet known as Nigel Eaton did proclaim to all assembled:

HAH!

Just a guess... However it does seem to be a major religion in UKRM -
The Holy Texts of Pratchett....

Why would I know owt about it? I'm an atheist.

Oh, and err..... FOYRNB!

Pleb, indeed!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Fr Jack

<takes pity>

http://www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/jabber/jabberwocky.html

 

The varlet known as Simon Atkinson did proclaim to all assembled:

In order of noticing. She moved nicely - but fookin fast with it!

 

You wouldn't hang about with Tog slavering over you.

 

The varlet known as Simon Atkinson did proclaim to all assembled:

True.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Fr Jack

Or not. Can you remember *exactly* what made you throw up in the bath?

 

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2002-02-19/index.html

 

The varlet known as Nigel Eaton did proclaim to all assembled:

Don't bother - not good for manic depressives.

Oh... some more stuff that never appealed to me......

All this stuff was some sort of obsession with the lunatics in my year
at school....

I was more into sci-fi......

 

The varlet known as Nigel Eaton did proclaim to all assembled:

Mostly too much alcohol - forgot I'd been weaning meself off it for a
while. Deceptively strong that Colvert is.

I also forgot where the bog was....
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There were other things involved of a somewhat more serious nature, that
chose that weekend (and the following week) to return and haunt me, but
I will leave those out as it detracts from the comedy of it all..

 

Well, yes, you missed out. Madame was also comfortably into MILF territory,
weird floral leggings notwithstanding.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

She was a bit stern though. Particularly if you happened to turn one of
her prized plastic chairs into a 2056 piece 3-d jigsaw. DAMHI... etc,
etc.