USA Or UK

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by John, May 13, 2005.

  1. <Gasp!>

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 13, 2005
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    AndrewR Guest

    Are you saying that dinosaurs can't build spaceships?

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, May 13, 2005
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    AndrewR Guest

    and foxy boxing on cable.

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, May 13, 2005
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    Marc D Guest

    He might think that UK = Unyvarcity of Kansarse ?
     
    Marc D, May 13, 2005
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    Marc D Guest

    UKRM is like a bunch of dinosaurs in a spaceship.
    Many know ****-all about bikes, but will crush you
    if you don't know your sigasaurus from your toppostarisus.
     
    Marc D, May 13, 2005
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    Marc D Guest

    Works for me.
    **** sight better than anything I've come up with.
     
    Marc D, May 13, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Rope says...
    I've lived in North Notts, humans still are the lower life form there.
     
    Lozzo, May 13, 2005
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    petrolcan Guest

    And the 17th time it has been said

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    petrolcan, May 13, 2005
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    PeterT@Home Guest

    AndrewR proposed
    Don't you have to move your arms in front of you in a stirring motion
    for that?
     
    PeterT@Home, May 14, 2005
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    Marc D Guest

    Yes, and it's been the best analogy all 18 times.
     
    Marc D, May 14, 2005
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    sweller Guest

    No, UKRM is like a text based medium where, predominately, white males
    approaching middle age go deluding themselves into thinking they have a
    worthwhile opinion on anything; allowing this to become a substitute for
    normal relationships.

    They, of course, know this yet find the whole process strangely
    addictive; in the same way sex with an ugly but keen girl has its
    attractions.
     
    sweller, May 14, 2005
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    darsy Guest

    miaaaoooww!
     
    darsy, May 14, 2005
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    sweller Guest

    It's a lot gentler than the gay fetish bar analogy that I'd come up with;
    that had leather, camping and non-consensual anal intercourse.
     
    sweller, May 14, 2005
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    darsy Guest

    oh come on, Bear said he's turned over a new leaf...
     
    darsy, May 14, 2005
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    darsy Guest

    I had a look in the local audi/bmw/merc place this morning - nothing
    bigger/older than a P-reg 520i - not your cup of tea, I think.

    I'll check the other one in a minute on the way to Angie's art college.
     
    darsy, May 14, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
    They are *all* stuck on dealers forecourts in North Kent and Essex

    HTH
     
    Lozzo, May 14, 2005
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    JackH Guest

    AstraVanMan is selling a E32 730i with MOT, and tax til January 2006, in the
    modded cars group - apparently it needs some new bushes underneath, but is
    otherwise in pretty shape - £500.

    Based in Bracknell.

    PeteM on there wants to sell on his Merc 260E, W124 shape, and complete with
    pikey plate, as well. I believe it's MOT'ed, not sure about the tax, but
    IIRC he'll take £650 for it.

    Based in Scouse Central.

    HTH
     
    JackH, May 14, 2005
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    porl Guest

    Addendum

    "Opinion" should not be used literally in this case. Any minor experience,
    imagined or otherwise, can form the basis of an anecdote; the baseline for
    which is so shit-flingingly low that stream-of-[un]consciousness babble is
    perfectly acceptable. Out of respect for the other subscribes these should
    be prefixed "Today I are been mostly..." followed by some tedium that a
    mother wouldn't even want to hear if it was her favourite son's last words
    as he was being scraped off the side panel of a white van.
     
    porl, May 14, 2005
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    Rich Harding Guest

    The 528i I bought from Timo three years ago is still running great but
    needs some sill welding and the rear axle bushes changing to get a
    ticket (there was something else minor but I've not got the sheet on
    me). It's in Bristol, but I won't be back there 'til Weds.

    If you might be interested, let me know.

    Cheers,
     
    Rich Harding, May 14, 2005
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    I've upset you, haven't I?
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