Urgently wanted

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Photographer, May 16, 2005.

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    Photographer Guest

    Hi, I wonder if you can help me.

    I am a glamour photographer and I urgently need 4 Yamaha Thundercats
    for a photoshoot involving motorbikes and models with huge tits and no
    morals. The bikes must be red, white and black 1997 models that have
    never been dropped.

    I have 10 grand in cash waiting here for the right bikes and if they
    could be delivered then the seller would be welcome to stay around for
    the photoshoot. I can't promise anything, but they might get all four
    of their cocks sucked.

    TIA
     
    Photographer, May 16, 2005
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    wessie Guest

    Photographer emerged from their own little world to say
    I think I know someone who could help. However, he's gay. I don't think he
    would be interested even if your models with big tits were men[1]
     
    wessie, May 16, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Photographer says...
    Your bird's gonna have to pay more than 10 grand to suck my cock and
    have my bike.
     
    Lozzo, May 16, 2005
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    BGN Guest

    Sorry, the only Yamaha Thundercat owners I know are all wooly
    woofters.
     
    BGN, May 16, 2005
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    Catman Guest

    *nice*
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    Catman, May 16, 2005
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    Ginge Guest

    What if the owner doesn't have 4 cocks?
     
    Ginge, May 16, 2005
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    Photographer Guest

    Well then they get a number of BJs =ing 4 divided by the number of
    cocks that they have got.

    If they've got three dicks then they can have any two of them sucked
    twice.
     
    Photographer, May 16, 2005
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    Bohn Janks Guest

    I have 3 cocks. Would it be ok to have dicks 1 & 3 sucked once each and #2
    sucked twice?

    (I don't have a Thundercat but I'll buy one if need be)
     
    Bohn Janks, May 16, 2005
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    Robbo Guest

    Hi, I wonder if you can help me.
    Well buggerit !

    I only got a Triumph !


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    Robbo, May 16, 2005
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    eric the brave Guest

    How much are Thundercat stickers ?
     
    eric the brave, May 16, 2005
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    Robbo Guest

    Nearly as big as your hun
    ;-p


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    GPZ Guest

    What bike do you need to get all four to shag you?
     
    GPZ, May 16, 2005
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    Photographer Guest

    What's the matter? Bored with Dave already?
     
    Photographer, May 16, 2005
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    Bohn Janks Guest

    Na. Dave's ma bro man. Love 'im.
     
    Bohn Janks, May 16, 2005
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    raden Guest

    Hardly a rare sight in UKRM
     
    raden, May 17, 2005
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    Pip Guest

    One with a proper-sized engine.
     
    Pip, May 17, 2005
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    BGN Guest

    50cc hairdryer?
     
    BGN, May 17, 2005
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