[Urban Myth] White-tail spiders

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Xoreth, Dec 7, 2003.

  1. Xoreth

    Xoreth Guest

    Xoreth, Dec 7, 2003
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    Damien Guest

    But it's not true if you read it on the internet and cut&paste links!

    Let the killing continue!!!!

    muahahahahaha

    Damien (sorry about that) :)
    GPX250 (stolen) -> CBR600
     
    Damien, Dec 7, 2003
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    Deevo Guest

    Deevo, Dec 7, 2003
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    Xoreth Guest

    Apparently, they're not at all fussy.

    Of the 8 bikes that I've owned, three have been found hitching. These
    being an FLHTCUI Ultraclassic Electroglide, a Ducati 900SS, and a Suzuki
    ER185. One, inside my helmet when I stopped halfway across the Nully,
    (guess which bike I was on), stopping for a fill. Which means that it
    *could* have been there for some time. Two hours at least.

    Point being is this. Don't go tank-slapping, or high-siding, just
    because you catch sight of a tight piece of white arse.

    I've been bit three times by a white tail. Two of the three times was
    by the same little dude some hours apart. (I only noticed the second
    time, but the bite characteristics were utterly the same to the
    pathology.) My singular bee sting was worse than that by far.

    Sincerely,

    Xor
    (itch like a bitch)
     
    Xoreth, Dec 7, 2003
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    Xoreth Guest

    Heh. 'Funny shit is, the same bastards that started the hysteria have
    now stopped and said, "Hey... Has anybody done any research into this?".

    Sincerely,

    Xor
    (the forwarding of science - it's not *all* about BHP/KW at the wheel)
     
    Xoreth, Dec 7, 2003
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    RM Guest

    This is a transcript of an IRC conversation...

    Hyundai_Man: is anyone good at identifying bugs?
    NZinAUS: hi ed :D
    Hyundai_Man: I got a pic
    Hyundai_Man: of a bug
    Hyundai_Man: I need to know what the bug is
    Hyundai_Man: and how dangerous they are
    BeNcHo-ED|MODS: yer send my way
    NZinAUS: ask the crocodile hunter
    Hyundai_Man: and if I could die
    Zantetsuken: heh
    Hyundai_Man: its a weird looking bug
    Hyundai_Man: it made my foot go numb
    Hyundai_Man: lol
    NZinAUS: **** I'm never gonna tell you what it is ed
    Hyundai_Man: is it that bad
    Hyundai_Man: lol
    NZinAUS: oww that's a white tail :/
    Hyundai_Man: white tail?
    NZinAUS: ya
    NZinAUS: white tail spider
    Hyundai_Man: what's a white tail
    Hyundai_Man: spider?
    NZinAUS: ya
    Hyundai_Man: ur ****en joken
    NZinAUS: I know what a white tail is
    Hyundai_Man: lol
    BeNcHo-ED|MODS: [****!!!]
    Hyundai_Man: ****, are they dangerous?
    BeNcHo-ED|MODS: oi you better go doctors
    NZinAUS: hell yeah!!
    BeNcHo-ED|MODS: der **** dangerous as
    Hyundai_Man: holy ****
    Hyundai_Man: lol
    NZinAUS: really
    Hyundai_Man: damnit
    NZinAUS: they make people get parts amputated
    Hyundai_Man: oh ****
    Hyundai_Man: I'm a dead man
    Hyundai_Man: is it once u got one u say bye bye to foot
    Hyundai_Man: I might tell mum
    Hyundai_Man: I'm afraid now
    BeNcHo-ED|MODS: [****!!!]
    BeNcHo-ED|MODS: serious man
    BeNcHo-ED|MODS: don't joke around
    Hyundai_Man: ok
    Hyundai_Man: I might go now
    Hyundai_Man: and go to a doctors
    Hyundai_Man: cos its going all blistery
    NZinAUS: :eek:
    Hyundai_Man: and watery stuff is coming out of nowhere
    relik: yer go to doctors immediately

    * Hyundai_Man has quit IRC (Exit:)

    Zantetsuken: rofl
    NZinAUS: NZinAUS: I wouldn't have a clue what the bug is
    NZinAUS: Zantetsuken: lol
    NZinAUS: Zantetsuken: you prick
    NZinAUS: lol
    relik: hahaha
    relik: you're a bastard
    Zantetsuken: poor bastard is probably crapping himself all the way to the
    emergency ward
    relik: probably haha

    Over an hour and a half later

    * Hyundai_Man has joined #eseries
    Hyundai_Man: where r u ****erz
    Hyundai_Man: damnit
    Hyundai_Man: where's karl
    Hyundai_Man: the son of a bitch
    Zantetsuken: oh...
    Hyundai_Man: ****en spider my ass
    Zantetsuken: lol Ed
    Hyundai_Man: the thing has ****en 6 legs
    The_Goodz: Hyundai Man? What's wrong with you Ed?
    The_Goodz: :)
    Hyundai_Man: It appears I have been bitten by a sap sucking garden insect
    Hyundai_Man: I couldn't find a 24 hour surgery
    Hyundai_Man: so where do I go
    Hyundai_Man: the ****en hospital
    Hyundai_Man: he's gonna cop it when he comes on again
    Zantetsuken: lol ED
    Hyundai_Man: I'm serious
    Hyundai_Man: I wasted half a tank of fuel
    Zantetsuken: :eek:
    Hyundai_Man: when I could've waited till the morning and gone round the
    corner to my doctor
    Hyundai_Man: that **** is seriously gonna cop it
    Zantetsuken: lol Ed
    Hyundai_Man: I'm serious
    Hyundai_Man: I'm really pissed off
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: lol what did karl do?
    Hyundai_Man: I gotta scunge money off my parents for fuel
    Hyundai_Man: so i can get to work next week
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: oh ok
    Zantetsuken: Ed was freakin out coz something bit him
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: then what?
    Hyundai_Man: ****en ****
    Hyundai_Man: well I freaked
    Hyundai_Man: lol
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: lol
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: and then
    Hyundai_Man: fluid and shit is coming out of it
    Hyundai_Man: so I went looking for a 24hour surgery
    Zantetsuken: so he drove somewhere
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: LMAO
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: and then
    Hyundai_Man: and couldn't find one
    Hyundai_Man: and when I did
    Hyundai_Man: they said go the hospital cos they don't have anti venom
    Zantetsuken: rofl
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: LMAO!!!!! r u serious??
    Hyundai_Man: so I go to the RBH into the emergency ward cos it was all I
    could find
    Hyundai_Man: and they take one look at it and go its not a spider
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: LOL r u serious?
    Hyundai_Man: yes
    Hyundai_Man: I'm dead serious
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: LMAO!!!!!!!!!! sorry but that's the funniest thing i have
    heard all day
    Zantetsuken: it is funny, lol
    Hyundai_Man: no not for me
    Hyundai_Man: but i did get to see a doc
    Hyundai_Man: and they gave me free medication
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: yeah I know hyundai, but imagine if u heard of someone else
    doing it
    Hyundai_Man: I suppose
    Hyundai_Man: but he's gonna get a ****en earfull from me
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: lol I bet he is
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: did u describe what it looked like to karl?
    Hyundai_Man: he better give me a discount on the dash
    Hyundai_Man: i sent him a ****en pic of it
    Hyundai_Man: i scanned the ****en thing cos I was getting worried
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: of the creature?
    Hyundai_Man: and sent it to people in here
    Hyundai_Man: u wanna see it
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: or your arm?
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: lol yeah
    Hyundai_Man: it got my foot
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: ah ok
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: LOL how'd u scan it?
    Hyundai_Man: well I caught the bastard
    Hyundai_Man: and left it in the bag
    Hyundai_Man: and just put it on the scanner
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: hehe ah well
    Hyundai_Man: anyway
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: it has 6 legs
    Hyundai_Man: 6
    Hyundai_Man: of the ****erz
    Hyundai_Man: but i didnt count them
    Hyundai_Man: in my freaked out state
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: lol too panicy
    Hyundai_Man: so I looked like a total fool
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: lol so karl told u it was a white tail spider?
    Hyundai_Man: yeh
    Hyundai_Man: and he must of got relik to join in too
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: looks shitty in that pic though
    Hyundai_Man: cos he said the same ting
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: LMAO
    Hyundai_Man: lol
    Hyundai_Man: ****en bastards
    Zantetsuken: LOL
    Zantetsuken: Zantetsuken: poor bastard is probably crapping himself all the
    way to the emergency ward
    Hyundai_Man: I was man
    Hyundai_Man: and I was driving
    Hyundai_Man: I was like what if I have to stay here
    SiX_iN_a_RoW: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man that's good
    Hyundai_Man: **** him
    Hyundai_Man: I'm goin to bed
    Hyundai_Man: cyaz
    * Hyundai_Man has quit IRC (Exit:)
     
    RM, Dec 7, 2003
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    Vulture Guest

    Vulture, Dec 9, 2003
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  8. Yeah - but if you go to a doctor with a necrotic bite on your hand
    (like I did a couple of years ago) and he tells you it is a white tail
    spider bit, then I for one am going to tell people that is what it is.
    BTW - I haven't been killing them, still never actually seen one.
    Figure that the bite on my hand was something in my bike glove when I
    put it on, don't know what it was then but it took a loooong time to
    heal. Still have the scar.

    Cheers


    -------------
    Kevin Gleeson
    Technical Director
    Blue Rocket Productions
    Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
    www.blue-rocket.com.au
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Dec 10, 2003
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    Rod Out back Guest

    I read an article recently that White-Tailed spiders were being given a bad
    rep for the necrotic bites. Research on a few thousand reported bites
    showed the white-tailed spider didnt have anything in its venom that could
    cause the bites that were necrotic. Apparently there are only a couple of
    spiders with necrotic venom capability in the world, and neither are in
    Australia.

    One theory I have heard floated is that some people are more predisposed to
    the necrotic reaction to your average spider bite, and that the white-tailed
    copped the reputation because it is so common, and active (wanders around a
    lot).

    That said, I have a cousin who has just had surgery to have a necrotic bite
    excised, and the blame is being handed to the white-tailed. I understand it
    was the spider found when she was bitten.

    Personally, I am sceptical about the White-tailed spider rep, but the next
    one found wandering on the inside of my visor will get the living shit
    pounded out of it to be sure...

    Cheers,

    Rod.........Out Back

    P.S. Brush-footed trapdoor (whistling or bird-eating) spiders also have a
    reputation for being dangerous, but I understand the venom is harmless to
    humans, and very few people have ever been bitten. I suspect the reputation
    is that a lot of people have a heart attack when they see this brown hairy
    angry thing reared up facing you. They are way bigger than any spider has a
    right to be........
     
    Rod Out back, Dec 10, 2003
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