Unemployed? Here's the solution....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/01/30/wgerm30.xml

 

Ok if you don't live there I suppose.

 

Our current plan is to set up a Job Centre outside a girls school... >

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Tosspot

Probably better than some of their previous full-employment schemes.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

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"The government had considered making brothels an exception on moral
grounds, but decided that it would be too difficult to distinguish them from
bars."

I must be going to the wrong pubs then!
--
Alex

Hermes: "We can't afford that! Especially not Zoidberg!"
Zoidberg: "They took away my credit cards!"

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Heh, if silly giggly girls are your thing.. I couldn't go to Europe to
look for work even if I wanted to, coz when I step one foot off old
blighty all my money stops.