Underground Railway TOG & serf

Hello dears.

In Derby today I received a padded envelope for TOG which I have been
assured is for serf (something like hand/handlebar protectors).

TOG, next time you're in Rye please let me know and I'll pop up. Or
next time I'm in Rye I can try and leave them with prawn who may meet
you before I.

 

BGN scribbled on the back of a napkin:

AFAIK TOG is still planning to come down to the Ashford Classic Bike
show on Easter Monday. Dunno if prawn would like to come as well but if
we can somehow get said envelope to me and TOG's still planning to turn
up here...

Oh, I forgot. I don't exist...

 

Er, ta. Who are they from? Because I have no recollection of any sort of
underground railway delivery.

 

On Sun, 9 Apr 2006 18:43:23 +0100,

I can't remember his name. A gentleman, just getting past his prime.
Talks like a child molester but seems very nice otherwise - we had a
good little natter. He smokes rollies so can't be all bad. Just
getting out of the panel beating/painting business. Ring any bells?

 

Owen.

 

Sounds like a plan.

That could make things difficult. Are you visible to the naked eye or
do I have to look at your through smoked glass?

 

That's him!

 

Ah, no, that's been knoicked on the head now.

 

The Older Gentleman scribbled on the back of a napkin:

Pity that. I'll make sure that I'll call you while standing in front of
the bargain of the year...

BTW, did you get the Morini-related emails? I'm supposed to get pics
once the weather Oop North clears up.

 

BGN scribbled on the back of a napkin:

Looks like a scuppered one, though.

Depends, if you're female I seem to be mostly invisible. If you're a
sales drone in a ShiteOldBike shop I'm *very* visible. So choose the
environment carefully.

 

Are you over fifty?

 

I didn't have the opportunity to mention that I liked his way of
thinking and his ability to take a complex situation and create a
meaningful analysis, (unreturned) funny handshake and great
personality.

<backtracks> I'm sure that he is in no way a child molester.

 

BGN scribbled on the back of a napkin:

Not the last time I checked.

 

I can help you get rid of excess money.

 

You're right on al counts there.

Owen is married to Marina...............Says it all really.
She's probably the only one that understands how his peculiar mind works.

 

BGN scribbled on the back of a napkin:

I seem to manage that perfectly well on my own. Thanks for the offer
though.

 

Ooh, I like Marina. I bought her a drink. I think of her as a wicked
auntie that I never had. She can stay come the revolution.

 

I'll be up for a run of some description, in the near future... CBR600,
incoming. ;-)

 

Yeah, but I can help you spend more of it in a swifter fashion. I
will help you for just a small commission...

 

JackH scribbled on the back of a napkin:

Found a decent one then?