Unaugural 8.0 - Roll Call

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by BT Humble, May 1, 2010.

  1. I had lunch at Albury and was back home by 6:30pm. I decided to do
    the twist-turny bit again because it was daylight so I came of the
    Hume at Euroa and took the C366 to Merton (it was much better in the
    day), then in to Melbourne via the Yarra Glen a.k.a. the B300.

    One last mysery solved. Some people noticed I had an overnight bag
    which had been hit hard. A shampoo bottle inside it had come apart,
    somthering my toothbrush (yes it does taste bad) and something put a
    crease in a metal can of shaving foam. It was all OK on Saturday
    morning when I packed it, so how could that happen if the rucksack was
    on my back all the time?

    The answer is it was run over by a 4x4.

    -- Annoyed on
    I stopped for petrol at Gundagai (stopped singing too) on Saturday
    afternoon and refilled.
    NORMALLY I put my gloves on the ground in line with the bowser (so
    it's protected from being kicked) and my helmet on top of my gloves,
    but it was a bit awkward this time, so I put my helmet in between my
    rear wheel and the bowser.
    After paying, when I came out there was an impatient woman in a gold
    Toyota 4x4 that had pulled up near to my bike (my bike was at the
    front bowser, another car was filling up behind me). I wheeled my
    bike to a parking space 10 M away and went back for my helmet, gloves
    and knapsack.
    At first I couldn't work out what had happened. She was already at
    the bowser filling up, one glove was near her rear wheel but the
    helmet was resting on the other glove -- in front of her car. I
    realised her car had pushed my helmet one car-length along the
    concrete and, because I have kevlar knuckle protectors, it just slid
    along the ground.
    I reasoned that she couldn't have shunted the helmet too hard because
    it would have rolled off the glove if she had.
    I said to her "You have run over my helmet" and she said "oh sorry" in
    an off-hand way without looking at me or breaking her stride as she
    walked in to pay. This really annoyed me because she probably thinks
    helmets are indestructable and doesn't know they have to be replaced
    if they get dropped (or that mine cost me $550) so I said something
    about how it's like being kicked in the head and walked off fuming.
    I nearly took her licence plate. If I had known she had crushed my
    knapsack too I probably would have done something very bad and be
    regretting it now.
    What a bitch.
    -- Annoyed off

    Thanks again, BTH.


    **********************

    You should have taken her licence plate and reported it
    to the coppers as well as your insurance agent
    Helmets are considered unusable after a knock, even as light as dropping it
    to the ground
    But, looking back,
    Even though you want to "Do the right thing" for the following vehicle
    you are not obliged to or even allowed to by the service station
    proprietors, to move your vehicle till the fuel is paid for,
    They could think you are a drive-off and call the coppers.
    The Gundagai servo, is packed all day and night, with both travellers and
    locals


    Another thing I was amused and bewildered by, is that you took a toothbrush
    AND shaving cream as well as shampoo,
    What is this unaugural coming to
    What's wrong with doing it a bit rough for a couple of days ?
     
    George W Frost, May 10, 2010
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    CrazyCam Guest

    Oh!

    ....and, there I was, as a newbie, being so impressed with all the stuff
    that got carried in by bike, and was being re-loaded by bike.

    BTW, how did Betty, soup witch extrordinaire, manage to convey such a
    quantity of soup, un-spilt, on her bike?

    regards,
    CrazyCam
     
    CrazyCam, May 10, 2010
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    bikerbetty Guest

    You know, my first thought when the bike went down in the gravel was "oh
    shit, the soup!" (Well, that may have been my second thought, after "oh
    ****, my ankle!")

    Those big Berri juice bottles are hardy things! I had a couple of them, full
    of soup, stowed in my saddlebags :) I had visions of them exploding on
    impact, but no - didn't spill a drop!

    betty
     
    bikerbetty, May 10, 2010
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    TimC Guest

    Well mixed!
     
    TimC, May 10, 2010
    #84
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    Marty H Guest

    I took the scenic scenic route.. about 1100km and about 16hr+

    and that KTM must be female.. it just wont make up its mind...

    mh
     
    Marty H, May 10, 2010
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    BT Humble Guest

    When I read that first part I thought "What? It dumped you unexpectedly
    when you arrived at home?"

    (Sorry)


    BTH
     
    BT Humble, May 10, 2010
    #86
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    Marty H Guest

    harsh... but oh so fair :)


    mh
     
    Marty H, May 10, 2010
    #87
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    G-S Guest

    I took the lazy highway route, 748kms 9 hours 5 mins.


    G-S
     
    G-S, May 10, 2010
    #88
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    BT Humble Guest

    Rumour has it that you only just barely made it!


    BTH
     
    BT Humble, May 10, 2010
    #89


  10. You are going soft Moike
     
    George W Frost, May 10, 2010
    #90
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    Lars Chance Guest

    Waaay more information than was necessary!
     
    Lars Chance, May 10, 2010
    #91
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    Oooh gawd BB; [wince] are you needing a levers "care package"?
    (Ankles heal [eventually] but levers have to be replaced)
     
    Knobdoodle, May 10, 2010
    #92
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    Lars Chance Guest

    Or just behaved weirdly but when you tried to find out what was wrong it
    said "Well if you don't know I'M not going to tell you!!"
     
    Lars Chance, May 10, 2010
    #93
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    G-S Guest

    Without those 4 Panadiene Forte I suspect I'd have wussed out and
    stopped somewhere along the way.

    FWIW bike boots work well as support (at least until you take them off) :)

    G-S
     
    G-S, May 10, 2010
    #94
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    bikerbetty Guest

    <betty checks stash> Crikey... Another one? <grin> The supply _is_ running a
    little low, heh heh.

    James has ordered a whiz bang gear lever with a pivoting end. I think it's
    for those hoon types who like to scrape the pegs and get _almost_
    horizontal, so it just may do the job for those unco types like me who get
    occasionally, unintentionally and fully horizontal...

    betty
     
    bikerbetty, May 10, 2010
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    VTR250 Guest

    WTF? "What is this unaugural coming to"? Where the hell were you?!
    It's a 'grab bag'. I often go out on trips, visits, roughing it,
    camping etc, sometimes at short notice, so I have a bag of stuff that
    never gets emptied. Whether it's a day or a week, it's packed just
    the same.
     
    VTR250, May 10, 2010
    #96
  17. WTF? "What is this unaugural coming to"? Where the hell were you?!
    It's a 'grab bag'. I often go out on trips, visits, roughing it,
    camping etc, sometimes at short notice, so I have a bag of stuff that
    never gets emptied. Whether it's a day or a week, it's packed just
    the same.


    ******************

    Wussy, wussy, wussy, can't do without your grab bag
    Can't do without your Mum either
     
    George W Frost, May 11, 2010
    #97
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    Marty H Guest

    at least he show up wanker

    mh
    (and you too Lars)
     
    Marty H, May 11, 2010
    #98
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    Marty H Guest

    Marty H, May 11, 2010
    #99
  20. at least he show up wanker

    mh
    (and you too Lars)

    *****************

    I was going to turn up, just to win the "Most Unwanted Visitor" Award
    But BTH wasn't going to provide one for that category
    So, I went for a ride down to Portland instead.
     
    George W Frost, May 11, 2010
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