Ultraseal availability in the South

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Greg, Aug 27, 2003.

  1. Greg

    Greg Guest

    My apologies if this is considered off-topic but I know many of you
    are fans of Ultraseal tyre sealant.
    If you live in the Southampton area and want to know where you can get
    it, please check out my website. I can also supply mail-order to any
    UK address.
    I personally use it in my BMW K100LT, my car and my trailer.
    --
    Regards

    Greg Smith

    ****************************
    Ultraseal Southampton
    Tel: 023 8025 1146

    www.ultraseal-soton.co.uk
    ****************************
     
    Greg, Aug 27, 2003
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  2. Greg

    Pip Guest

    Do you? How do you know that, then? Are you sure?

    As to the off-topicness, well it isn't as such - BUT it is off
    Charter. You have just posted a blatantly commercial post, which is
    strictly and expilictly forbidden in the charter for this and most
    other uk* newsgroups.
    http://www.usenet.org.uk/uk.rec.motorcycles.html
    Your ISP will be notified of this abuse. Ignorance is no defence as
    the onus is upon you to check first.
    That's nice for you. Read while you can, toast-boy.
     
    Pip, Aug 27, 2003
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  3. Greg

    Pip Guest

    I just looked at the names in the thread listing: Greg Bear <shudder>

    Meanwhile, back to the abuse reports ...
     
    Pip, Aug 29, 2003
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  4. Greg

    Pip Guest

    Is that right? Mine shows some 15 threads, over the last FOUR years.
    This newsgroup outputs about 600 posts a day on a quiet day - that
    would be over 800,000 posts in that time. I put it to you that in
    that context, 200 ceases to be significant.
    I don't give a spammer's sock, sorry. Not a rancid yak's kidney
    stone.
    Well don't come spamming in here, driving your BMW, car and trailer
    through the founding document, the Charter, eh, spammer? Go and push
    your freebie bloody adverts where they are more welcome - try
    scrawling in chalk in lane 3 of the M25, for instance.
    Yes it would. Your post was unsolicited and commercial. You were
    publicising your product, were you not. Had anybody asked about it?
    Were you replying in a helpful, no axe-to-grind manner, out of the
    goodness of your heart? No. So you can crawl back under your rock
    and warm your fingers on your toasted account, spammer.
    Not on this one you haven't spam-boy.
    Because, amoeba-brain, you posted unsolicited commercial advertising
    in here. Unasked and expressly forbidden. SPAM. No-one asked, as
    you say. You were trying to further your own commercial interests,
    not help out with a personal recommendation. Logic - you broke the
    rule, you won't admit it nor apologise and you continue to try to
    press your case - which is so unfounded as to sink beneath you.
    Here, let me save you the bother of cancelling your usenet account.
    Abuse report sent - and I would ask anybody else who has read this far
    to fire one off too.
     
    Pip, Aug 29, 2003
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  5. Greg

    Ginge Guest

    I searched on google and found over 200 articles mentioning Greg, most
    of them said he was a ****.
     
    Ginge, Aug 30, 2003
    #5
  6. Greg

    Pip Guest

    Simple. Straight from his headers:
    X-Complaints-To:


    Include a copy of the post and full headers.

    Spam-boy Greg here has contravened the Terms and Conditions he posts
    under, see:

    Extract, google's T&Cs:

    " Permitted Uses. You agree that you are responsible for your own
    communications and for any consequences thereof. You agree to use the
    Groups only to send and receive messages and material that are legal,
    proper and related to the particular Group. By way of example, and
    not as a limitation, you agree that when using a Group, you will not:
    <snip>

    Advertise or offer to sell any goods or services for any commercial
    purpose, other than in Groups intended for such uses. "



    No matter how much he wriggles, he cannot justify this nor deny that
    he is in direct contravention of the above. I reckon.
     
    Pip, Aug 30, 2003
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  7. Greg

    Preston Kemp Guest

    Give it up Greg, you're fighting a losing battle. It's a shame you
    didn't wait a couple of weeks. I've got a new rim to lace up on my
    Tiger, & plan on sealing the spoke heads to make it tubeless. I'll be
    putting Ultraseal in it to catch any leaks, & may have asked on here
    where to get it. So I'd like to thank you for your post, it's saved me a
    tiny bit of effort.

    As for the replies you've had from others, that's the UKRM way. I too
    think it's ridiculous that you can't post a short message to publicise
    something that could be genuinely useful, as long as it's completely on
    topic for the group. Surely the spirit of the charter was to stop people
    mass-mailing numerous groups with totally unrelated commercial posts?
    For the cage rattlers to actively try to harm your business by getting
    your account pulled is pretty disgusting, and a total over-reaction in
    my book. I wonder if they take as much care over not breaking the
    traffic laws as they expect others to take over not breaking the 'laws'
    of 'their' group? Stupid question, of course they don't.

    It's not even universally enforced. If you were one of the regulars,
    you'd get away with it. Take a look at Sir. Tony's courier post
    yesterday, for example. The person who's most vehemently trying to toast
    your account replied to Sir Tony "If you were not a regular poster..."
    etc etc. I'm pretty certain one of the first respondents to your post
    has made commercial posts for their own money-making hobby in the past,
    and I know for a fact they've recently broken the 'OT' rule. Their reply
    when this was pointed out was something like "that rule hasn't been in
    use for years". OK so that's not a charter thing, but it does make it a
    bit difficult for newbies to know what they can and can't do.

    I think the non-commercial rule is basically a good thing, but the way
    some people in here enforce it against non-regulars is pathetic and
    self-defeating. Thank your chosen deity the cops don't enforce the
    traffic laws so stringently. A while back someone posted about a deal on
    some well respected boots going at something like half price, & loads of
    people here ordered them. If the company actually selling the boots had
    posted about it, the same people who bought them would try to get their
    account pulled instead. Illogical? Damn right. The non-commercial
    posting may be a rule, but to enforce it to the letter without using
    common sense is frankly bizarre.

    --
    Preston.

    http://www.muddystuff.co.uk
    Off-road motorcycle classifieds

    '02 MV Senna '96 Tiger '00 XR400 '78 Fantic 250
     
    Preston Kemp, Aug 30, 2003
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  8. Greg

    Greg Guest

    ROFLMFAO

    This is an obscene lie, and defamatory...

    ....you agree that when using a Group, you will not:

    * Defame, abuse, harass, stalk, threaten or otherwise violate the
    legal rights (such as rights of privacy and publicity) of others.
    * Publish, post, upload, distribute or disseminate or offer to do the
    same (hereinafter "Post") any inappropriate, defamatory, infringing,
    obscene, or unlawful material or information.
    --
    Google does not regularly monitor or censor messages posted to Usenet
    through Google Groups, but we do attempt to prevent wide-scale
    spamming and other forms of Usenet abuse. While we appreciate how
    annoying off-topic posts can be, we are not able to pursue most of the
    complaints we receive about them. Unless the case involves numerous
    repeat offenses or posting of someone's personal information (credit
    card or social security numbers), we have found it much more effective
    for the members of the group to express their displeasure directly to
    the spammer. You can contact the individual directly through his or
    her email address or by replying to the post within the group.
    --
    OK. Sorry. So I didn't abide by the charter (I didn't even bother to
    read it since without a proper signature it has no real validity), but
    I did apologise beforehand. This is an un-moderated group so I thought
    I could get away with it. Perhaps I was wrong but since only 6 out of
    the hundreds who use this group took offence, I think I got off
    lightly.

    Some years ago I used to be a regular on this group, but I now
    remember why I quit. It is populated by a vociferous minority of
    low-lifes who take delight in flaming others and who resort to the use
    of 4-letter words as a substitute for real intelligent debate. The
    sort who give motorcycling a bad name. Don't worry about trying to get
    me removed - I'm outa here. I don't wish to remain in the company of
    narrow-minded morons any longer. I hope you 6 flamers all get
    punctures, and if you do, don't come anywhere near Southampton - I'm
    much too busy.

    Greg Smith
    Ultraseal Southamton
    www.ultraseal-soton.co.uk
     
    Greg, Aug 30, 2003
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  9. Greg

    Ginge Guest

    No, it was a joke, you are obviously humourless.
    That isn't my ISP's Usenet AUP.

    This is:

    Email and Usenet

    The customer must not use clara.net's service for any of the following
    purposes:

    a) Initiating or propagating 'chain' email or 'pyramid' emails
    b) Sending bulk or unsolicited emails, especially of a commercial nature
    c) Using their clara.net account as a maildrop for responses for any of
    the above

    10) The customer must not email a person after they have specifically
    requested that you do not mail them. This applies to any automated mail
    system you employ.

    11) The customer must not send email or post articles with headers
    modified in such a way as to disguise the true source of such mail or
    article. It is the customer's responsibilty to ensure that a real email
    address is present and obvious to a human.

    12) The customer must not post articles of a commercial nature to groups
    which are inappropriate to the subject of the article. This covers
    'spamming'.

    13) The customer must not use the service to post articles which
    contravene the charter of the group to which the posts are made. This
    includes binary attachments being posted to non-binary newsgroups.

    14) The customer must ensure that his or her equipment cannot be used to
    relay mail for a third party.

    And I don't break any of those rules.

    I'd also *never* post from google. :eek:)
    You should come to the EOSM, you might actually understand the group,
    the people and the sense of humour a lot better.
    I'll miss you Greg. You're spesh. OK, you don't understand usenet, but
    you're still spesh.
     
    Ginge, Aug 30, 2003
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  10. Greg

    Preston Kemp Guest

    Agreed, but surely the only difference is the motive for posting? The
    end result is the same; the company get their publicity, and we (the
    readers) get a spanking bargain, taking the boots as an example. OK in
    Greg's case there may not be a bargain to be had, but it was still
    useful information to me, & therefore probably others as well.
    He may well have apologised if the replies had been more like the polite
    "please read the FFAQ" given to top-posters. But as he got a couple of
    "we're going to get your account pulled" replies instead, I think his
    defence message was fully justified. The claims about posts in Google
    may or may not have been misleading. The number quoted by Google is
    prefixed with "about", & that number can be different when you run it on
    2 PCs at the same time. I have tested this recently when seeing how my
    site was doing, & was amazed at the different results you get. I'm not
    saying his claim of 200 was true, but it probably wasn't deliberately
    misleading. As for Ginge's post - you do know that was a joke, right?
    Quite funny as well.
    Exactly. So why is spam that is completely irrelevant to the group met
    with a few witty responses, whereas Greg was jumped on without so much
    as a warning? The fact that people may not take Sir. Tony seriously
    doesn't sound a very plausible reason. I'm not saying what Greg did was
    right. It was obviously against the charter, therefore it broke the
    rules for the group. But the 'punishment' was way ott for the 'crime',
    and inconsistent at best.

    --
    Preston.

    http://www.muddystuff.co.uk
    Off-road motorcycle classifieds

    '02 MV Senna '96 Tiger '00 XR400 '78 Fantic 250
     
    Preston Kemp, Aug 30, 2003
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  11. Greg

    Lozzo Guest

    Bear fascinated us all by saying...
    *waves*

    --
    Lozzo
    '95 Kawasaki ZZR1100D, '97 Kawasaki GPZ500S, '83 Honda CB250RS
    Big Zed Little Zed Dead shed
    New to ukrm? : www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    Need bike-kit? : www.hein-gericke.co.uk
     
    Lozzo, Aug 30, 2003
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  12. Greg

    Colin Irvine Guest

    <G> As soon as I read Bear's post I thought of Big J, but if the cap
    fits ..
     
    Colin Irvine, Aug 30, 2003
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  13. Greg

    Colin Irvine Guest

    I like that idea ...
    .... particularly this bit. However, I could see it degenerate into
    slanging matches.
    Way too much for a lazy sod like me.
     
    Colin Irvine, Aug 30, 2003
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  14. Greg

    Pip Guest

    There you go, then.. Your chance for incandescent glory. Take your
    chums Greg and Preston and go found alt.moto.spam. No crossposts back
    here, mind.
     
    Pip, Aug 30, 2003
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  15. Greg

    Timo Geusch Guest

    Preston Kemp was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:
    And how hard is it to see that with most of the weekly and monthly
    comics check-full of advertising, we would like to have a
    commercial-free zone here?

    As a lot of others have said, having a bit of advertising in here is
    like being a little bit pregnant - it won't work.

    And regarding your "if he hadn't posted his spam I wouldn't know that
    I could buy goods from a known spammer" argument, assuming you had
    asked the group if someone knew where you could get product X near
    where you live and Greg had popped up and said "we stock it", that
    would probably be an entirely different ballgame.
    No it wasn't. Everyone who *does* do their homework beforehand would
    have found out that the charter for most uk.* groups states that no
    commercial advertising is allowed, and that it's an especially sore
    point in ukrm.
    Because the ones who did reply to sir tony's post were the select very
    few who either didn't ignore him or don't have him him kill-filed?
     
    Timo Geusch, Aug 30, 2003
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  16. Greg

    Mr Precision Guest

    Don't be a complete pratt. If every twat posted "a short message" then UKRM
    would turn into nothing more than a thousand infomercial posts a day.
    Getting accounts cancelled leaves UKRM with a remarkably low level of such
    spam. Thousands of other newsgroups have already been ruined by spam.

    The only accepted method of advertising your loyalties on any newsgroup is
    to include a discreet web site URL or email address in your signature. This
    informs the readers your posts are likely to be biased on the issue and
    yes, it does also provide commercial exposure.
     
    Mr Precision, Aug 30, 2003
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  17. I've been here for over six years and you don't ring any bells with me,
    sweetie.

    But then, cunts come and cunts go....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 30, 2003
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  18. <snip>

    Abuse report sent.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 30, 2003
    #18
  19. What a lot of self-justifying, whinging drivel you spout, Greg old
    fruit.

    Now **** right off.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 30, 2003
    #19
  20. It was an advert. The only interest he's shown in the group is to
    promote his wares.

    **** him, and **** you.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 30, 2003
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