UKRM #

This group is currently missing a thread with people on their
knees arguing over and/or begging for an UKRM # of some sort.

Standards are dropping in this place.

 

Lists are pretty passe now, I think.

Dropping faster than an R1 in Blackpool?


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Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

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I don't agree, the CoCK list is very much alive (or resuscitated)......

 

So it's cool to not have one? Cool.

Quite possibly.

BTW, still got that A3 Turbo?

 

You've got, at the very least, a BOTAFOT# and you must be due a UKRMHRC#.

Eh? Which A3 Turbo? Looked at one, yonks ago, before deciding that it was
fucking stupid to pay the thick end of 25K for a little hatch-back, so we
bought a 2nd hand Passat instead.

We're keeping that for the next 3 years, while my wife goes to Uni to learn
how to be a midwife and then I quite fancy a Mazda RX-7 (and a new bike to
play on, keeping the 6R as my commuting hack).


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Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Fucking *excellent* cars IMHO. The 4Motion is an all time favourite,
particularly with the factory sports pipe fitted.

 

news://news-text.blueyonder.co.uk:119/

I wonder if this can be decifered.

 

BoTAFOT#48 UKRMHRC#14 and not forgetting my SbS#38.

http://tinyurl.com/385wo <-- That one.

Ah, didn't see the backpeddle post. As you were then.

 

Try:


HTH

 

what I meant was ....

I'm not exactly a lurker, I have dipped into the well before (visions
of frogs, toads and other well-wishers). Have given up on the acronyms
but I'm interested in the numbers game. Do you get numbers for coming
off the bike (in motion)? My beloved and I smacked into a car doing a
U-turn in front of us (A10), both taken to hospital and she had a bone
broken in her wrist, me badly bruised, lucky or what!

And what about rides out near Preston? I'm planning to get some advanced
tuition beforehand, but I quite fancy the notion if anything is on the
cards."

from my previous post.

 

How about FO#1?

 

They were never there mate.

BTW, I got it.

 

That made me laugh.

 

Oh gawd.. I do know my place you know and anyway, these
BLAHBLAH# numbers are really only intended purely to bolster the
egos of pseudo-talented/qualifying clique members. Let's be quite
honest here, the clique only ever offer one to an 'outsider' if
he/she does something extraordinary like 'turn up' to one of
their fucking gatherings to make the numbers up.

This is quite obviously a deliberate conspiracy designed to keep
'everyone else' at just the required distance to maintain
'outsider' interest, without actually giving them anything. Of
course, when an 'award' is granted, the clique sit there pissing
and laughing their socks off as their awardee (feeling they have
now elivated to hollywood celebrity status) has an orgasm and
then lavishes sickening levels of gratitude at said clique here
on UKRM.

FBC#1 was the only number worthy of my attention and I could
easily have been a full up contender judging by some of the
lovely little dorises I saw fannying about while getting
outrageous fuel economy and tyre wear at the BOTAFOT I attended.
I guess that spending hours down the pub when you should be out
riding is what really counts eh?

Since my accident I've been unable to gain back that little bit
extra that put me up there with the most oustanding riders. Even
if I could qualify now, I'd be down there in the lower ranks
along with the many other 'small people' that just "can't ever
get the full potential from a modern spr0tsbike".

 

Ok.. Did you like the little extras? Worth a mild chuckle I
hope.

 

[snip]

so that was a "yes" then?

 

Mike said...

No matter how fast you are, or were, you'd never have qualified for FBC#
1. The FBC#s were handed out in numerical order as people were invited
to join, not in order of ability to go fast.

Since Mat Tab (KOTL FBC#) died, the list is not accepting any new
mambers. Your chances of getting one are as good as Wizard's.

 

Wizard wrote

What for being a fat bastard and the laughing stock of the rest of us?

Oh hang on, this is ukrm.

As you were then.

 

Oi! That's *my* job.
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I think Nigel's shaping up to be a useful challenger.