UKRM T-Shirts

That would be thoughtful, but lost on me.

 

You could always anally retain it.

 

No thanks, really.

 

.... if you're gay, female or a confirmed pillion.

Got anything for the (now seeming) minority of
UKRMers who do not fit into the aforementioned
categories?

--
Alex
BMW R1150GS
DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8
http://www.team-ukrm.co.uk
Windy's "little soldier"

 

*waits for UKRM **** to appear*

 

http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/ukrm/tshirtv4a.gif

http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/ukrm/tshirtv5a.gif

Happy?

 

BGN emerged from their own little world to say

Well batted, Alex.

Over the 70th percentile on the flounce-O-meter

 

It's only because I can't sleep. I should be well away by now, but
I've had the most shit day at work, and, and, and. Oh, I need a good
sob.

 

BGN emerged from their own little world to say

Pull yourself together you fucking great poof. Ah.

 

Should I get you a towel?

 

Bear emerged from their own little world to say

Really?

<googles>

It appears that the SI unit of flounce is the corfield which appears to be
~2.2 BSFs.

 

Vass scribbled on the back of a napkin:

I seem to vaguely remember getting hacked off with the requests to
re-re-re-re-re-confirm the address and the changing payment
requirements.

 

Ouch.

Er, about the same length of time ago that I committed to
racing last season.

Soon as I get a job[1], I'll un-SORN the Beemer, scrape the
rust off and buy a ZX10R too.

[1]'ere Bonwick how do I go about getting an offshore job?
Can't do 9-5 anymore, it doesn't suit my lifestyle, I fucking
hate working with computers and I want to do something different.

--
Alex
BMW R1150GS
DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8
http://www.team-ukrm.co.uk
Windy's "little soldier"

 

I only replied to keep you happy.

Hmm, OK.

'ere Blaney how do I...

--
Alex
BMW R1150GS
DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8
http://www.team-ukrm.co.uk
Windy's "little soldier"

 

You need a 10R badly. I didn't realise how badly I needed one until I
collected it. Working on the basis that you can never have too many
BHP I've also scored a TRE and a Scorpion race can.

Agencies are probably your best bet unless you want proper offshore
work as in North Sea type crap and then you're better off getting a
nice little subsidised survival course and chatting to the instructors
wherever you do the course. They have a lot of contacts and the
government subsidises courses for dole monkeys. Do the course in
Aberdeen for a better chance of picking up work.

 

It's OK. Fatwahs are currently being redirected at certain other people.
However this will be stored away in the memory banks for use at an
appropriate time.

 

Andy Bonwick says...

I'm debating getting a TRE for the Gixer, just to see if it makes that
much difference. I'd like to borrow one first to see if it's worth
buying one.

 

Daz spoke to Crescent Suzuki and they told him not to bother with one
for his K5 but whether or not that holds true for all models I
wouldn't know.

I paid £5 for mine (brand new) on fleabay so I don't give a **** if it
works or not. I'll have the bike on a dyno early next year and get
them to try it with it fitted and without, same goes for the Scorpion
can. Whichever gives the most power is the set up it stays with.

 

I'll email you. By the time I manage to post this, I will have.

Fucking network nazis.

<emailed>

 

Paul - I've give you a call on your mobile to talk about this.