UKRM T-Shirt story

After entering a small, remote but packed country pub[1] a few hours ago
(hic) a short, fat, red-nosed regular at the bar spied the baked-bean tin
design on my UKRM t-shirt and slurred "Why the **** have you got a baked
bean tin on your shirt?"
I explained and he shook his head saying "You bikers are all such sad
wankers".
Smiling, I turned to take the drinks over to my friends, making sure the guy
had plenty of time to see the back of my t-shirt and, as I'd hoped, to ask
"What do letters on the back mean?"......

*result* )

[1] never been there before. Think 'The Slaughtered Lamb' but with carpets
and more people.

 

He is right, I think the "bean" "FOYRNB" thing is a pile of wank.

And he still thought you were a sad wanker after wards....

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sorby

The cheeky bastard!

Fancy calling you a biker...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

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ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

You have a point. I haven't ridden one for over a year[1].

[1] a bike, not a biker

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sorby

Look on the bright side, that means you may not be a sad wanker...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

You should get together and form a club. You'd get on great!

That would only be a problem if I actually cared what he thought.

 

You must have, you wore the Tshit[1], and they took the effort to point
out the meaning to him, and posted here.

[1] Deliberate

 

Makes him even more right.

 

I posted it here because a) I thought it was amusing that the t-shirt both
invited the derogatory comment and facilitated the perfect put-down and b)
it's a UKRM t-shirt

Had a bad day Bruce? You're very brusque tonight.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sorby

He is a bit, isn't he?

Still, with him being a Scouser he's probably a bit pissed.

Apparently, the whole town's celebrating. I've seen it on the telly.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

You say that like it'd be a bad thing.

 

Bear says...

Not a chance, someone's had the wheels away already.

 

sorby wrote

Good innit?

 

but stupid.

 

WTF was going on with Thursday's six o'clock news; 15 minutes of football
wank at the beginning. I honestly can't see why it was given so much
prominence.

Although sections of the BBC staff were on strike so that may have been
the only 'news' they could deliver.

 

Only works if the reader knows what's on the back and what it means.



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up your arse by the looks of it



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Good lord. Whatever were you doing up there?!!

p.s. I didn't feel a thing, btw

 

Hey! Win-win!