ukrm Northern Branch Social

They, erm, might not fit.

 

I was about to when I heard Pat coming in through the front door.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ginge

I'll have them taken in.

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Ooh, that'll be good, that will. I assume you'll also be DFV'ing
accommodation in a nice b&b....

 

Try sticking that in a new thread, preferably without the word
'Northern' in the title.

 

You lot down there seem to have nowt but piss-ups, 'cos yer all close
together, like. This one's for the People's Republic of the North of
England. Get yer own.

 

Never been to anything like this, is it a bike meet, or a pissup in town
etc? I'm near Leeds/Bradford so might be up for it either way.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

That is not necessary. Cast any more aspersions on my buttocks and I
shall post photographic proof of their hairy perfection on t'Internet.

You have been warned.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

A light dinner and some civilised conversation was my original intent,
actually.

Possibly to be followed by excessive consumption of alcohol, puking,
fighting, etc.

 

Nice B&B? In Newcastle? Tricky...

 

More of the latter, I think. Leave your prejudices at home though.

 

Can we not just get a kebab and punch a copper?

Ah, sounds good ... well, except for the "light" part of dinner and having
to make conversation.

 

**** it, I'm in!

 

I dont really have any, dont know what came over me tbh, i just can';t
do with him, anyway, yesterdays news now. Lets move on.

 

Nah. The tightfisted **** will probably try and scrounge a bed from
one of the locals.

When is it again? I think our first free Saturday is 3rd March.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

<folds>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Oh, good idea. *Good* idea.

<Waves bottle of claret>

No, dammit. *Two* bottles.

<scribbles in diary>

 

LOL!

 

Well don't forget to let me know, just 'cause I'm a Norvern monkey now
rather than an Offshore monkey.

 

Oh do **** off, Darren well knows that offensive speech is De Rigeur at
any sort of UKRM event