UKRM Kookery Korner advice wanted.

the cont known as steve auvache says...

Exlax and chocolate cake is what you need for that.

 

You know, that sort of thing makes me slightly annoyed. There are some
of us who have to take particular care vis-a-vis things like blood sugar
levels, and one of the things we look out for is artificial sweeteners.
There's no bloody point having a sweetener that has the same effect as a
spoonful of Tate and Lyle. Luckily enough I'm not one of those
adversely affected by sorbitol, although sorbitol based sweets are a
fart fuel par excellence...

 

petrolcan wrote

He is *not* getting any of my fucking chocolate cake. Spiked or not
that is one pleasure he is forever going to forgo.

 

petrolcan wrote in

Heh. Got one over on a bully with that trick. He was 15, I was 12. I fed it
to him just before his aunt & uncle collected him for a trip to the
seaside. Apparently he shit himself because uncle would not stop the car as
they were "nearly there".

 

the cont known as steve auvache says...

So buy one from tescos and give it that special coating

 

the cont known as wessie says...

It was tried on a group of us once as a joke but I was suspicious and
refused. The others I was with ate away and paid for it in the morning
(1) and needless to say the apartment stank in the morning.


(1)White sheets

 

petrolcan wrote

Buy a cake???? You insult me sir.

 

I'm not sure, but I'd warn team-ukrm off any of Auvache's home bakery.

 

Christofire wrote

I dunno, it might give them just the incentive they need to get a bit of
a move on.

 

',,,,,,'

I've got some spare.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Richard V. Giles

When you're as old as Steve the extra time taken to type (and indeed,
read) a comma really matters.

 

Richard! You're back. Hello!

 

I know, but it'd encourage the old gimmer to breath regularly.

 

Richard V. Giles wrote

Look if it is good enough for the legal profession to not use
punctuation then it is good enough for me.

Besides it was done for artistic effect wannit. Summat you lot know
**** all about. Take deep breath - rant, that sort of thing.

I dunno why I bother.