UKRM iCD 2005 - call for volunteers

Nuff Respect.

 

I'm confused. Are you being sarcastic or genuine?

No idea - but I reckon it's our best hope.

 

Nuffink. Nix. Nowt. Nada. Zilch.

 

Er, yes, I knew that. It's called 'sarcasm'.

Cool. And it's just more fun to work with other musicians, imo.

 

Did you quit in September last year? Because you were meant to be
playing our rally and let us down.

 

Ooh goody!

 

"I respect the fact you're probably the best example of a **** I've ever
met, and value the diversity that brings to the workplace."

 

surprisingly, it was only mildly tedious.

 

the HR bird that was giving the talk was actually quite fit, and not
particularly annoying, which was odd.

 

You should have mentioned you respected that in the workplace.

 

apparently, they don't mind me swearing all the time, as long as
no-one within earshot takes offence.

And I'm supposed to stop sending the intern to Cafe Nero all the
time...

 

Me? I can't even spell sarcastic.

 

Tell them that it's the fucking 21st Century, ffs.

 

Our raid just went down, as in died and took everything with it. Luckily, we
had a backup. Unluckily our IT dept had neglected to plug it in. 4 weeks of
work down the shitter. You don't even know what anger is.

 

That sounds fair.

And that's entirely reasonable too, send them to some other places as
well so they can meet new people and make new friends.

 

Is it, by any chance, an animated fluffy white rabbit?

 

so is this the excuse for not turning up at the pub tomorrow night,
then?

BTW, which pub *is it* that you're not going to turn up at?

 

apparently that's the problem. You're only allowed to bully your
underlings if they like it.

 

Takes the fun out of bullying, doesn't it?

 

well, he actually prefers Starbucks, the sick German motherfucker.