UKRM iCalendar 2005 (long)

You think a calendar full of droopy-breasted pensioners is going to sell to
UKRM?

 

Heh. Good man.

 

More than enough - IYSWIM.

 

Thanks mate.

p.s. how are you healin'? Is Bishopscourt looking likely?

 

Ta Jen.

If I'm honest it's not your bike I'm interested in - unless you want to use
it as a temporary clothes-horse? ;-)

 

At Caudebec one year, she wanted to go midnight skinny-dipping in the Seine.
I dissuaded her.

Although to be fair, I have skinny-dipped with her on a previous occasion.

 

Tighten the depth of focus so the bike's crisp but the plod car is a little
indistinct. Or razz out the details in photoshop. Or fablon reg plates
("InterPlod") and the occupants in mirror-shades...

 

It's selfless acts of generosity like this that make it all worth while.

 

Ta GPZ. I'll be in touch nearer the time.

I just hope you're choice in women is better than your choice in bikes! ;-P

 

OTOH, I had the even more strange idea that the calendar might actually be
interesting.

 

Don't mind. As long as I can photograph you doing it for the 2006 calendar.

Excellent idea.

p.s. thanks for your off-air offer earlier. Go to it man!

 

Great stuff! You're hired! )

I'll be in touch.

 

Could we not just set light to the entire bike? In the name of art, of
course.

Unlikely. Ta anyway.

 

I like your style. Can I earmark you for co-design duties?

 

Any other newgroup and I'd say no...

 

Don't let Ash get in on the act. You'll just end up with 12 pictures of his
knob. DAMHIKIJD.

 

That's a bad thing?

 

Sure.

 

What, all the same or in a variety of poses?

 

If you can pose a knob, I don't want to think about it.