UKRM iCalendar 2005 (long)

*phwoar*

 

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After consulting my wife and explaning all the good work UKRM does for
Charidy, she would like to put herself forward for a photo shoot. Sat on the
back of a bike (1) with leather jacket, Boots (2), Helmet (3) and G String
(4).


1 - Would have to be something a bit more eye catching than a GPZ500S.
2 - Play boots.
3 - Promoting good health and safety.
4 - Keep the seat dry.

 

Oh yeah...that would be *real* important

 

If you are going into print on this, try doing the printing of any
photos on color mettalic paper. The results are astounding. I know cos
I make it. (smirkes disarmingly)

 

Sounds interesting. I'll ask my print production expert about it tomorrow.

I presume it's a bit pricey, is it?

 

Ah. I though you meant Boots Blakeley...

 

Surely no one would make such a proclamation in such circumstances unless
they were offering a special deal/freebie in the spirit of charity..?

 

<slaps forehead> Why didn't I think of that?
I'm really not cut out for this job.

Yes, anyway, 'nehpetsthegrey' - can you email me your contact details & some
product & charity-friendly price info to ukrmcal (at) robdunsford (dot) com
please? Ta.

 

FFS I'm trying to eat breakfast here.

 

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err, no, what have I missed?

 

there's not enough irony in the world.

 

But what about the Children? Please, won't somebody think of the
Children?

 

Last year's UKRM france is the one I most clearly recall, she (whilst
very drunk it has to be said) dropped her jeans to her ankles, squatted
down, and pissed in the street. Then responded "Well, it's what the
French do, isn't it?".

 

Get the sister along too.

 

She is under 40, right?

 

I had this really strange idea that it was a 'ukrm' calender hence the offer
of some pics of mine, rather than some R1 in some dealer, is all.

 

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If I can help ... let me know
hoodoowitch[at]hindcottage[dot]co[dot]uk

See link in sig. for samples.

 

*UPDATE*

Just finished an equestrian job (in Shropshire) and noticed a big f*ck-off
air-strip in the next field.
The owner has kindly agreed to let me use it for the purposes of
photographing wheelies etc for a few hours one Monday (very specific about
this due to horses/ponies). The best bit is that the runway is occasionally
used by roadside recovery crews to practice rescuing stranded vehicles - so
it's got proper road-markings!!
I particularly want to attempt some wheelie-pursuit photographs - i.e. I'll
ride bitch with someone whilst we pursue the wheelying bike.

I'll organise a photo-shoot soon - a Bank Holiday Monday will probably be
best - 3rd May might be too short notice, 31st May is the day after Team
UKRM are at Bishopscourt so I might still be over there - which leaves 2nd
Aug - which might be leaving it too late for the calendar's artwork/printing
deadlines.
Whatever, I'll let you know.

Be sure to let me know if you've got anything similar in your area we could
use.
VeggieDave - you'll know of somewhere, surely? Needs to be free, mind.

And if anyone knows where we can get hold of a police car (or bike!) - or at
least a white car/bike, some flouro markings & a flashing blue light - then
let me know! )