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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Ben Blaney, Dec 12, 2004.

  1. Ben Blaney

    darsy Guest

    and what *I* was saying, you obtuse clod, is that this is the same as
    it ever was - "the public wants what the public gets".
    "nearly every other" i.e. just under 50%. I'd be surprised if it were
    more than 5% in terms of air-time.
    no, it would be an embarrasing reminder of what used to be found
    acceptible in fairly recent times.
     
    darsy, Dec 13, 2004
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  2. Ben Blaney

    Ben Blaney Guest

    I considered Mariella Frostrup.
    I missed a trick with Jonathan Miller; I like him a lot - very varied
    abilities: doctor, comedian, opera director. Is there any one person
    who is as interesting?

    All in all, quite similar to my own list.
     
    Ben Blaney, Dec 13, 2004
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  3. Ben Blaney

    Lady Nina Guest

    First one to spring to my mind as well.

    Tony Benn as first bloke (got 'Dare to be a Daniel' waiting)
     
    Lady Nina, Dec 13, 2004
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  4. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    Doo dah.

    ****, yes. The minging shite that used to on the box. My folks used to
    watch that every fuckin' week.
    It was shite like that that forced me out into the world at an early age
    and let me discover drugs, beer and women and motorcycles.

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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 13, 2004
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  5. Agree 100%, but I will make an exception for that series where they sent
    modern-day schoolkids back to replicas of 1950s and then 1960s schools,
    with curriculums (curricula? - I'll have to check in other fora) and
    discipline to match.

    That was absolutely fascinating.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 13, 2004
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  6. Ben Blaney

    darsy Guest


    Agree 100%, but I will make an exception for that series where they sent
    modern-day schoolkids back to replicas of 1950s and then 1960s schools,
    with curriculums (curricula? - I'll have to check in other fora) and
    discipline to match.[/QUOTE]

    oh yeah, and what about the 7-up series? That was reasonably
    creditable "reality tv".
     
    darsy, Dec 13, 2004
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  7. oh yeah, and what about the 7-up series? That was reasonably
    creditable "reality tv".[/QUOTE]

    Ah, I didn't see that one, so can't comment.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 13, 2004
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  8. Ben Blaney

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Yeah, cos the great British unwashed have ala ways been attracted to
    vibrant intellectual conversation, live drama, and top quality music,
    haven't they?

    Or gin.

    Or dog fights.

    Or football.

    I agree there seems little avoiding it, these days, but to suggest
    we've always been a nation of sophisticates is overdoing it a bit.
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    Salad Dodger, Dec 13, 2004
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  9. Ben Blaney

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Yes.

    Deptford's finest, iirc.

    Thick as three short planks, but not as nice to look at.
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    Salad Dodger, Dec 13, 2004
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  10. Ben Blaney

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Are you sure about this one?
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    Salad Dodger, Dec 13, 2004
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  11. Ben Blaney

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Wasn't "Kathy come home" reality TV? Or was it a documentary?

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    Salad Dodger, Dec 13, 2004
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  12. Ben Blaney

    porl Guest

    "No, Honestly". Now that was real.
     
    porl, Dec 13, 2004
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  13. Ben Blaney

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Lyndsey de Paul was *real*? Blimey.
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    Salad Dodger, Dec 13, 2004
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  14. Ben Blaney

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Spencer is a 22 year old assistant in a ski shop in Cambridge, and
    spends his summers punting people along the River Cam. Obviously, this
    is just far too much for Jade to comprehend, and she asked Spencer to
    explain.

    What followed was one of the most classic pieces of live conversation
    a TV audience has ever witnessed. It is truly unbelievable ...


    Jade : They don't do that in the Thames though, do they ?
    Spencer : No. I don't work on the Thames though do I. I work in
    Cambridge.
    Jade : Is there not the Thames there ?
    Spencer : No !
    Jade : Oh. I thought the Thames went there.
    Spencer : No.
    Jade : What ? So you work in Cambridge, on a little river bank or
    somefink ?
    Spencer : Yes ... on a little river bank.
    Jade : Why - is there a river called the Cambridge river ?
    Spencer : Yeah, it's called the Cam.
    Jade : Really ? You swear ? I only thought there was the Thames. I
    thought that was the main one in London.
    Spencer : It is. I don't live in London.
    Jade : I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was ...
    Spencer : That Cambridge was in London ?
    Jade : Yeah. I knew Birmingham weren't in London. I thought Cambridge
    was in London.
    Spencer : Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said ?
    Jade : No ...
    Spencer : You thought Cambridge was in London ?
    Jade : Yeah. I thought it was just a bit out. In London, but a bit
    out. You know you've got Bermondsy, Lewisham and all them sort of
    places; I thought that Cambridge was in London, but a different place.
    Spencer : Cambridge is a city.
    Jade : But we've got the city in London.
    Spencer : Yes. The city is called London. And there's different parts
    of it. Cambridge is a city.
    Jade : Of where ? Kent ?
    Jade : Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a
    throw-off. Now where are you ? What's your country, and what's your
    things ? I'm confused.
    Spencer : What country am I from ? England. The city is called
    Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire.
    Jade : So it's not Kent then ?
    Spencer : No ... The region is called East Anglia.
    Jade : East Anglia ? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East
    Anglia abroad ?
    Spencer : Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again ?
    Jade : Every time people tell me they work in East Anglia, I actually
    think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I
    thick ?
    Spencer : Well, I hate to say it; but ...
    Jade : No !
    Spencer : ... you are.
    Jade : Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England,
    doesn't it ?
    Spencer : No ... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales
    have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different.
    Jade : So they're not together ? Where's Berlin ?



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    Salad Dodger, Dec 13, 2004
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  15. Ben Blaney

    Salad Dodger Guest

    New as in different, rather than as in lower?

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    Salad Dodger, Dec 13, 2004
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  16. Ben Blaney

    Lozzo Guest

    Champ says...
    She's stupid. It takes a great deal of effort to teach her anything at
    all. I watched a bit of BB and it frustrated me to watch her, so I
    stopped
     
    Lozzo, Dec 13, 2004
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  17. Cambridge, Camden, what's the difference?
     
    Christopher Des Clayes, Dec 13, 2004
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  18. Ben Blaney

    rb Guest

    Which Cambridge? See there's one in Gloucestershire too (and possibly
    more besides). Is someone who doesn't know this thick or just lacking
    local knowledge[1].

    Oh and it's pronounced Cam-bridge not Came-bridge round these parts but
    I've only been here 3 years so I'm still working out why this is.

    [1] Which is of course relative.
     
    rb, Dec 13, 2004
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  19. Ben Blaney

    rb Guest

    If your passing Dunkirk and Petty France how can you omit Britain
    Bottom?
     
    rb, Dec 14, 2004
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  20. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember Salad Dodger
    <> saying something like:

    The thing that disturbs me is that people like that get to vote.

    At least she was trying.

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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 14, 2004
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