ukrm dog club's newest 'member'....

It is with great regret and heavy heart that I must inform all and sundry
that Ginge has now joined ukrm-dc.

How else could one describe the 'activities' he 'enjoyed' today when he
stood and watched in a cold , stony, silence as Lady Nina and I vigorously
polished Matt G's helmet to a lovely shade of blue........ Outside
Powersports in Clay Cross.

Dave

 

Is this a new version of Call My Bluff or something? What in fuckery are you
on about?

 

He's been shagging a vicars leg. s'obvious.

 

lol

 

Shambolic, perhaps?

I'll have you know I was exhausted after helping Matt sort his rubber
out, and it's not as though you're incapable of amusing yourselves, I'm
sure...

 

He's not *in the know* is he our Porl !


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Robbo
1500GL 1988 Goldwing (Rebuild in process)
BMW K100 RS 1984
"Fairly Quick" status. Silver level
BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003.
B.O.S.M 2003.FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
PM#7
..

 

I googled. I even bothered to do that.

 

Are we any the wiser?

 

It happened outside of the M25... of course not.

 

Does he know *outside the M25* then ?

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Robbo
1500GL 1988 Goldwing (Rebuild in process)
BMW K100 RS 1984
"Fairly Quick" status. Silver level
BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003.
B.O.S.M 2003.FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
PM#7
..

 

Well he has visited my house, which is about as far outside of the M25 you
can get and still be in England.

Mind you, Bear drove him up here ...

<Vision of Porl blindfolded in the passenger seat of Bear's car while Bear
tanks up the A1 at 120>

Bear: Hang on, Porl, this M25 traffic is really bad today, but I think
we'll be there in another hour or two. Just let me turn the stereo up some
more.


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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Without cheap sexual innuendo but where's the fun in that?

We had another 2 hours of enjoyment after you heard the call of SWMBO.

It was filthy!

Where did you get your tool? I want one.

Lots of pretties. Want.

 

Do we care?

 

If you had any idea what I endured on that journey you'd sell your family
into slavery out of sympathy. I don't actually know what you'd do with the
money, I haven't really thought that bit out.

 

Maybe it's something to do with riding so slowly they have part-time jobs
walking dogs, tethered behind.

 

I can say with utter confidence that the only way he'd get me into a car
with him again is by orchestrating a head on.

 

Just after we split up at the lights I had an interesting moment
"testing the brakes", someone blindly pulled out of a side street right
in front of me... then stopped across both lanes looking gormless.

Thankfully the brakes were up to scratch.

I can see why he left it dirty, that iridium visor is of very
questionable taste.

Try cheap baby wipes first, I've found they shift just about anything
and dry without smearing.

 

It's been a long time since I've been in a car Bear was driving...
"never a dull journey" would be my description.

That's created a really really awful image in my mind. I think I feel a
little unwell.

 

Strangely enough I got it from *inside* Clay Cross Powersports about 2 years
ago and, when it ran dry I just started topping it up with dilute bike
shampoo....

Dave

 

<thinks back>

<nods>