UKRM Comedy Club

What gets me though is the people who go to see either of those two
*knowing* they're offensive to certain sections of the public and they're
happy to "allow" them to crack racist/ageist/disbledist jokes. Right up to
the point where someone they know becomes part of the target group. Then
they get all sanctimonious and start bleating.

Fucking cunts.

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Beav

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Downs syndrome is totally hilarious, just imagine how funny it must be
to see ones aspirations for parenthood completely pissed up the wall at
zero hour.

 

It was the single thing that scared me most about becoming a parent.
And will scare me just as much if we decide to have another one.

 

Heh, raising a daughter is far more scary

 

Oh, that too.

But at least if that happens she'll have an older brother as well.

 

How about three very cute daughters, and a good looking son who knows a
lot of other parent's daughters

 

You think an elder brother gets in the way... think again

 

Ding-fucking-dingly-ding-fucking-Jesus-H-fucking-christ-dong!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dan L

"You raise a son, you only have to worry about one prick. You raise a
daughter, you have to worry about them *ALL*..."

 

I got two daughters and grey hair , they ask me why i worry so much i
answer i can remember when i was young

 

A good friend makes a point of cleaning one of his guns whenever his
daughter is being picked up for a first date.

 

Vey succinctly put.

 

I think you'd like the show.

 

Heh, you're prolly not wrong there